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the good show

 

breaking good

 

Was legitimately shocked to discover today that someone who is 148 years old has a Twitter account

 

Yep.

 

No way he even touches that account. Some interns in his office write the tweets.

 

Coward.

 

Am I gonna wake up to a shutdown or do they have until midnight the 20th? Idk how this works

 

Won’t vote until tomorrow night.

 

the GOP is worse than the dems these idiots have no idea what they're doing

 

Mitch: The trolley is going to kill 10 million puppies. You can pull the lever and switch to the other track, but then 1 million kittens will die.

Sane people: Can't you just pull the handbreak? Its right there!

Mitch: Nope sorry I can't do that

Sane people: Why not?

Mitch: Trump hasn't told us if he likes killing kittens or not

Sane people: But you can still just pull it

Mitch: No I can't. Now pull the lever or else the death of the 10 million puppies is your fault.

Sane people: Come to think of it, aren't you the one who tied the puppies and kittens to the railroad in the first place?

Mitch: Yes but this is still your fault. Why do you hate puppies?

 

lol fuck

 

mueller: ok i'm convinced

 

State tv is at it again

 

Bright side: the more he appears in public, the more likely he gets punched in the face.

 

Everyone always calls Fox News “State tv” but like Stalin didn’t do what the tv people said, he told them what to say. This is way worse, we have Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson setting White House policy.

 

I'm at my first ever Brazilian steak house wow. Folks we should nationalize meat

 

Going to one tomorrow night. They’re delish.

 

Bribes