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At least you have a basketball team

 

My three favorite comics right now are all books about sex. Weird.

 

I'm a Mavs fan so it's somewhat debatable. From what my novice eye can tell, we have maybe 3 basketball players.

 

I bought the first Rocky on blu ray like 6 years ago (probably exaggerating but it feels that long (is blu ray even that old????)) and I still haven't watched it. I also got a Blue Ray Silence Of The Lambs two Christmases ago that I haven't watched

TL;DR: I suck at watching movies.

 

Blu Ray's been around for about ten years now actually.

 

A look into the mind of Henry

 

What secrets does he hide?

 

It's a boring look. Be warned.

 

Girl messaged me back, she loved my answer. Going places!

 

At least it's a small lie, plus it's something I can just research and bullshit myself way through. Wouldn't be the first time I've done that.

 

I feel a lot of guilt when I lie so I'd rather just tease them about things we don't agree on

But then I can count my serious relationships on one finger and everything that could go wrong did, so don't listen to me

 

I have the misfortune of having a picture of me in a Tardis tent on my Tinder account so I get all kinds of Doctor Who fangirls/fanboys hitting me up, most of which I just don't respond back to.

 

This is my go to GIF to break the ice, works well too.

 

I think there's one of a waving bear that I liked

 

I didn't even know you can send gifs on Tinder, I guess that's how long it's been since I had it

 

It changed the game in my opinion, so much easier to just send a GIF than thinking up some random first message.

 

I've successfully cut off the person who's been wasting my time for months! I mean is because I don't have my phone right now, but still

 

Chance chance chance chance

 

AND WE BACK

 

Umm I'm right here

 

I'm grossed out. This is horrifying and shouldn't be legal. Kind of NSFW.

I hope it's not true.

 

I'm sorry, I didn't see you there

I've got a good friend named Dustin
But I don't trust him
Because he said he doesn't like pineapple on his crust &....

Etc etc

 

Guess I won't be able to listen to Chance tonight

 

Just a really bad/dumb joke and a gag-gift at best. Something you'd find at Spencers. Never understood the type of people who find this stuff funny it's so cringe.

 

The original tweet had a gif of the dude going at it and I didn't post that one here bc I was uncomfortable and figured other people would be too.