Wrestling Thread 3: Dan vs. Cam • Page 327

I may be going to the Eagles game in a car full of Vikings fans. I need some of you guys to pull security for me.

 

I'm gonna be across the street seeing Lana del Rey

 

#skol

 

I wish her new album weren't so drab.

 

I’m so jealous

 

Also go Vikings. I’m still in shock over that ending yesterday

 

I'm going to be dying the entire time, been dying to see her, but at the same time, I'm Eagles for life.

I love it, but then again, I love depressing music to no end

 

Please tell me this is your hair cut

 

Yeah, the Miz is the most "normal" looking wrestler I think I've ever met in person, at least from WWE. Both Big E and Cesaro are not as big as you might think, either. I mean, both are obviously jacked, but there's no way Cesaro is actually 6'5", which is what Google lists him as being. And 5'11" is probably generous to Big E. Seth is also fairly normal-sized.

Big Show, on the other hand, is sort of insane to see in person. As is Kane. Which is why it makes total sense to me that Vince has kept them around the main event scene for years.

 

Punishment Martinez looks like a Criss Angel impersonator.

 

Never in a million years did I imagine the idea "that's a little harsh on Criss Angel" would go through my head.

 

Haha oh god no but I saw that dude.

 

I want to meet Big Show. I remember Cesaro being tall but then again I’m only 5’11. He had a firm hand shake. Last year I met Mark Henry and his size was pretty unreal.

 

I saw Mark Henry once outside the Apple Store near Columbus Circle and it was like seeing three human beings glued together, side by side by side.

Maybe it's because the first time I met Cesaro he was in his gear? Let me tell you, there is nothing less intimidating than a man in underwear and knee pads drinking a coffee. Also, I'm just about 6'2, so I guess that does make a bit of a difference.

 

2018 is wild man

 

Scott Steiner returning to Impact at tonight’s taping. The inevitable Brian Cage match is going to be so horrible I can’t wait

 

Hey I think it was @Henry but if it’s not, can whoever had the links to watch the WK12 matches resend them? My friend wants to watch alpha vs omega and I’m making him watch the IWGP jr heavyweight title match

 

For fucks sake

 

You can search them on Daily Motion. I'm on mobile so it would be wonky.

 

oh no you didn't kurt

 

Fuck Kurt Angle

 

I came to Raw and I am sitting in a section filled with kids. This one kid was so scared Angle was about to get hurt. This is awesome