Daily AMA • Page 44

nobody asked you

 

It's called a Hyundai Elentra. You prolly haven't heard of it. It's kind of like a lambo in that they both have wheels.

 

i love hugs. love love love hugs. i'm a big bear of a dude and i give dope fuckin hugs.

 

Can you hug my puppy from the hours of 8 am - 5:30 pm M-F? He pays well in licks and wags!

 

Is it street legal?

 

I dunno, I've never been pulled over in it...cause it's way too god damn fast.

 

damn that's hot

 

*Paris Hilton gif*

 

Dylan. You are my friend. I like you, sometimes I might even pose that I love you. There is a reason this thread started out as a “Ask Dylan Questions Thread” and it’s not because you know everything nor is it because you are the most interesting person here. It was designed to make fun of the fact that you, unlike the average person, have a strict set of rules that you expect the rest of society to abide by and if they don’t you freak out. Answer this honestly; would the baseline average person break up with someone because they put ketchup on top of fries without asking? And I don’t want a bullshit answer like, “they should.” I’m looking for a yes or a no.

 

you infringed on @iCarly Rae Jepsen copyrighted brand

 

@Ken What was your favorite movie of 2017 and who are your favorite film directors

 

Fair Use

 

dude this is one of those jobs where the payment is the job itself. i'll pack my things.

 

thank you for respecting my brand, I do my best to respect yours

 

Hey @dylan I'd invite you on my podcast any time. And then destroy you.

 

Get Out, but I barely saw any movies this year. I've been horrible with movies the past few years. I used to see everything.

Hitchcock, albeit a piece of shit, is one of my favorite directors. Vertigo instills feelings in me that few other movies do, especially with Bernard Herman's tremendous score and Stewart's remarkable performance alongside Kim Novak and Barbara Bel Geddes. I like Nolan. The prestige and memento are two of my favorite movies and his first two batman films are basically the only superhero movies I've appreciated recently. Spielberg, Coppola, Tarantino, Kubrick, Scorsese, Lynch, Anderson are all great though. I'm not a film buff, so this isn't the best question to ask me. You were onto something with the food questions haha

 

Okay, I'll feed you sometimes too.

 

People can have diverse interests! Just figured I'd see what your thoughts were.

 

yes.

 

i'm undestroyable

 

You are resilient I’ll give you that

 

he does this shit with me almost every night. just give up you can't win.

 

Do you not like ketchup or smthn?