Daily AMA • Page 9

Mr. Serotonin · Jan 9, 2018

dylan said:

Take one A1 shot every morning. How is that even a question, Kevin. Jesus Christ. Eat poop? What the fuck is wrong with you??

Yes, ALWAYS leave a stall/urinal between you and another person as allowed. never talk on your phone. never watch videos with the sound on either. always wash your hands. always flush. if you drizzle on the toilet seat, clean up after yourself. if there isn't an automatic sensor to flush the toilet, push down on the lever with your foot. never touch the faucet handle with your bare hands, use a paper towel to turn it off. if you try and shoot a paper towel wad from downtown and miss, go over and pick it up and place it in the trash can. exit and enter the bathroom to your right to avoid running into someone or causing a traffic jam. don't talk. don't talk. don't talk. don't talk.

lots of reasons, none of which will be satisfactory to you I'm sure, and none of which make who I am and why any more understandable.

fucking disgusting

I've always been this way, even my mom says I've always been a grump. My parents are great to me.

I'm getting to them, jesus christ, give me some time.

I'm not sure as far as what in that quote I'm supposed to be verifying the accuracy?

Ask me questions, it's in the title, come on.

Hopefully this year but who knows with the JT situation.

get out of my thread, Rob.

Motorcycle Driveby

yes.

Find out the girl has unkempt shruberry. I can break up with her quick and easy since it's a valid reason and I won't feel any remorse or regret.

I am a socialist so I subscribe to the restorative and transformative justice models. billionaires in cosplay should be sent to the wall.

No, i don't trust strangers, especially ones offering me food. That's why I never go into Sams Club.

I'm indifferent.

No.

I do like you, Garrett.

I'm busy.

See James' response for worst impression someone left on me.

The worst one was when I got black out drunk at my cousin's house while watching house of cards season 2 premier. I got on tinder at 2am and somehow convinced a really nice redhead nursing student to meet me at the art museum half an hour away at 9am on a saturday. i woke up at 8:20am the next morning with a wicked hangover and my apple watch was dead and my phone was at 1% with an unknown number having texted me saying "hey! I'm heading that way now :)"

My melted brain was like "uh...what the fuck, wrong number" but when I opened it up and went back through the thread and my tinder account, I saw the horror that I had done to myself. I bolted out of my cousins house, went home and showered, and then rushed to the museum to meet with this woman. i was so fucking sick i spent most of the time asking her really short questions to keep my mouth closed because I wanted to throw us in some old greek vases and pottery the entire time. she was really nice and funny and shared a lot of the same interests but all i could focus on was not spewing.

after 2 hours of that it was 11ish and she asked if I wanted to go get lunch and I told her no I wanted to go home and I turned around and left. I then realized my brain was still melted so I didn't remember how to get to the parking garage so i turned around and walked up to her and had to ask her if she could help me find my way out.

I went home and texted her the next day apologizing for my behavior and asked if she wanted me to make it up to her for a redo and she said yes but she was moving in two days to western kansas to do her clinicals so she wouldn't be back for several months. Which was obviously a lie. Which is good, a lie is a courtesy, and it was understood i ruined her saturday morning and that was that.

Pale Horses. I love every new thing they do and they keep getting better and better. Brother, Sister is a close second since i have so many memories attached to it.

too personal, Cups. you don't need that kind of information.

Wow, I think...I think you're actually right.

tucah · Jan 9, 2018

Mr. Serotonin said:

Wow, I think...I think you're actually right.

great you just gave dylan the next quote for his user title

SlappinCups · Jan 9, 2018

dylan said:

too personal, Cups. you don't need that kind of information.

electro haikus said:

answer the questions you fucking coward

Ken · Jan 9, 2018

Do you take pride in doing things the wrong way and then claiming you did them correctly?

Larry David · Jan 9, 2018

dylan said:

Yes, ALWAYS leave a stall/urinal between you and another person as allowed. never talk on your phone. never watch videos with the sound on either. always wash your hands. always flush. if you drizzle on the toilet seat, clean up after yourself. if there isn't an automatic sensor to flush the toilet, push down on the lever with your foot. never touch the faucet handle with your bare hands, use a paper towel to turn it off. if you try and shoot a paper towel wad from downtown and miss, go over and pick it up and place it in the trash can. exit and enter the bathroom to your right to avoid running into someone or causing a traffic jam. don't talk. don't talk. don't talk. don't talk.

I hate saying this, but I actually agree with all of this

SlappinCups · Jan 9, 2018

Mr. Serotonin said:

Wow, I think...I think you're actually right.

def top 5 for me

Mr. Serotonin · Jan 9, 2018

SlappinCups said:

def top 5 for me

I just screamed it at the top of my lungs in my car on the way to work at 9am

Larry David · Jan 9, 2018

Fuck, @dylan knows and loves "Motorcycle Drive By" This is making it very hard for me to hold any animosity towards him

dadbolt · Jan 9, 2018

dylan said:

@dadbolt I'm getting to yours

oh boy

SlappinCups · Jan 9, 2018

Mr. Serotonin said:

I just screamed it at the top of my lungs in my car on the way to work at 9am

SOOO ALIVE

Mr. Serotonin · Jan 9, 2018

SlappinCups said:

SOOO ALIVE

Haha helll yeah. I love screamin’ the “yeah yeah yeahhhh” part

Mr. Serotonin · Jan 9, 2018

SlappinCups said:

def top 5 for me

I think that and Wounded absolutely have to be in the top five. I'd prolly have to include Blinded too. The last two get realllyyyy difficult to pick.

SlappinCups · Jan 9, 2018

Mr. Serotonin said:

I think that and Wounded absolutely have to be in the top five. I'd prolly have to include Blinded too. The last two get realllyyyy difficult to pick.

background is in my top 5 no question

Mr. Serotonin · Jan 9, 2018

SlappinCups said:

background is in my top 5 no question

Fuck, but what's the last one then?

SlappinCups · Jan 9, 2018

Mr. Serotonin said:

Fuck, but what's the last one then?

this is where it gets real tough. God of Wine? One of the singles? Scattered? Tattoo of the Sun? Idk!

Dog with a Blog · Jan 9, 2018

dylan said:

I'm busy.

Judging by your lengthy responses in here, I would argue that you aren’t busy, you just have other priorities, and I am clearly not one of them.

dadbolt · Jan 9, 2018

dylan said:

@dadbolt I'm getting to yours

hurry up

tucah · Jan 9, 2018

dadbolt said:

hurry up

you better get the most satisfying, thoughtful answer after all of this time

dadbolt · Jan 9, 2018

tucah said:

you better get the most satisfying, thoughtful answer after all of this time

i asked him to go full dylan in this response. to hold nothing back. i can't wait to see what shit he throws at the wall this time

Mr. Serotonin · Jan 9, 2018

This is gonna be disgusting.

dylan · Jan 9, 2018

dadbolt said:

hurry up

im sorry man, it's been super fucking busy this morning, people have been out of the office, i officially put my two weeks in today so there's a few meetings and follow up stuff i have to do this afternoon now, i'll get there, don't worry

Mr. Serotonin · Jan 9, 2018

You ever bang in a public location? What public locations are acceptable? @dylan

Dog with a Blog · Jan 9, 2018

What was @dadbolt questioj?

dadbolt · Jan 9, 2018

Dog with a Blog said:

What was @dadbolt questioj?

why does dylan hate green text so much

iCarly Rae Jepsen · Jan 9, 2018

@dylan how old were you when you stopped believing in Santa and the Tooth Fairy?

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