Daily AMA • Page 3

choose one:

live with no internet

live with no sex

 

He'd probably love not having to interact with us

 

Are we assuming we use/do both the same amount?

 

@dylan Young Sheldon or Young Sheldon?

 

open ended. no assumptions.

 

Thread was good for a while RIP

 

Was it though?

 

No. I regret ever posting in it tbh.

 

choose one:

be attacked with a toothpick

be attacked with a bic lighter

 

@electro haikus y would u do this

 

Reported

 

In before the lock

 

wat

 

What's with the "wat"?

 

wat wat

 

@dylan rob thomas solo or feat. w/ Santana?

 

OP updated with current @dylan wisdoms

 

two girls 1 cup or kids in the sandbox?

 

This has to be the easiest question in history

 

sweet mother of

 

See my point, ego already outta control

 

god how does this thread have 70 posts already smh guys

 

Depends on how long that kid cried. If he came up and cried, asked, i said no, and then he ran away, then I'm standing my ground. If he stood there and cried and wouldn't leave I would just walk away out of anger. i hate children, crying children I cannot stand. I'm okay with losing this battle if it comes to it.

I'm never wrong.

No sex. I can watch porn, the internet is to far reaching. that's me being unable to use my phone, unable to conveniently listen to music, unable to watch tv shows, movies, research, do my job, procrastinate, etc.

I dont understand the question.

toothpick. I can break the toothpick. I'm not about to fuck with someone with a lighter and risk getting burned or something.

pass.

I dont understand the question.

 

Get back in here and ask me more questions!

 

How many dates before it's acceptable to ****?