Daily AMA • Page 2

what if you spill **** on your bedspread?

 

@dylan washes his sheets after every sex sesh

 

Burn immediately. The whole house.

 

does it matter if it's the same lover or a new one?

 

Some people think a kettle is the only way to make tea, tradition I suppose

 

I wash my sheets after each sleep sesh.

 

great question

 

The towel you lay on your basement floor doesn't qualify as a sheet.

 

Wat

 

So once a never

 

Follow-up question. What about when you ***********

 

Sheetz have carbz newaiz

 

@dylan makes his partner help with the laundry

 

What rooms in the house are acceptable to eat in? Specifically snacks like p****... @dylan

 

What don't you like about yourself?

 

pasta?

 

be polite and tag him

 

I'm literally laughing out loud at some of these questions

 

dylans fave sex position?

 

Whatever is determined by botanists as a healthy level of water, soil, and trimmed branch length. The importance of maintaining shrubbery is that the living thing you are responsible for is well cared for.

Fingerless gloves are only okay to wear if you are a cyclist of some sort. Sweatervests are okay to wear fall through winter. why would you wear a sweater during the warmer months? dumb question.

The 9AM rule is strict for me because I am not fully awake until about 9AM. Everyone has their own "start" time when they're awake and not in a foul mood. Mine is 9AM.

Wake up early. I don't want stinky germy sex.

get out of my thread kaitie.

I am never wrong so I never have any regrets.

 

If you were at an amusement park and you were the last one admitted to ride the new ride for the night, would you give your spot up to the kid crying behind you? @dylan

 

Do you foresee a time when you will regret being wrong about this? Also, the same question if you're wrong about that?

 

Fuck no he wouldn't do that. I can answer that one confidently.

 

I'm willing to consider exceptions to the rule for this if it's the same person in the same day. but it still skeeves me out. My preference would be to immediately take off the sheets, pillow covers, etc and throw them in the wash and then put on the new clean sheets afterwards and then have sex on those that night.

never eat in the bedroom unless you are going through a breakup or tragedy. and even then, you get 3 days of grieving bed eating MAX.

yes. so?

it does. same lover, maybe can get by with once in the morning and once at night, if it's a different one, mandatory washing.

kitchen/dining room. see above answer for bedroom exception. living room if you have a coffee or end table. never put plates on the couch or arm rests. immediately take the dishes to the kitchen once the meal is complete, don't leave them out on the tables.

my lisp and my thinning hair.

doggy or 69

 

@Dirty Sanchez Does that count as carbs?