"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 794

I have a fucking PhD in psychology

 

:/

 

Ok, Dr. Dog with a Blog

 

I know, and you run a successful blog with no opposable thumbs. Your a very accomplished doge.

 

You’re



And I love puppers

 

I’ve been looking for an apprentice. How strong is your eyebrow game? Would you say they’re ON FLEEK?

 

Good evening donkeys

 

I make it really easy: you know my name.

 

Please don’t patronize me again

 

I believe it would be Dogtor with a Blog

I would say that my eyebrows are on face. Does that count

 

My 7 year old sister just came up to me and said “Gucci Gang”

 

Debating whether to be honest here and risk letting you down or lie and be a liar

 

I got a cock like a donkey, hard as a rock and a triggerfinger itchier than chickenpox.

Who you rollin’ with?
Bob bbbb Bob Saget
THE ILLEST MOTHERFUCKER IN A CARDIGAN SWEATHER!

 

FTFY

 

I have a band too

 

I CAN’T EVEN

We can pluck your eyebrows into shape, i can’t unlie your lie.

 

I’m out friends, the space dementia is starting.

 

But you're a man though.

 

My girlfriend just drove away. Long distance now for half a year...

 

I know nothing about cars and look like an idiot a lot of the time when I’m taking my car to the shop and they ask me questions

 

I usually just smile and nod and accept whatever they tell me, assuming I'm getting ripped off somehow.

 

:(

 

Lmao, same

 

That's tough man. I did that for almost three months and it was not fun.