(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 766

thank you Derek, this is the kind of approval I was seeking and you gave it to me.

 

what the fucking fuck dan. I told you to do it and you didn't say shit to me.

 

me and dan go way back

he knows im trustworthy

 

lol he doesn't know you at all

 

ah shit, Derek was a little more convincing idk

 

it's too late now. you've burned this bridge dan.

 

don't do it for chorus

we don't want you in jail

It's a trap

They the police

 

Jonny boy you now under arrest

You may plead the -5th

No more posts until redemption

We will love you whichever decision you make

Whether this is a blessing or a curse is up to you to decide

Choose Wisseau

 

I watched you eat those big macs today

 

Do it. Sounds exciting. My friend, a straight woman, married another straight woman so she could have citizenship lol. You have to really pull it off though. Like they got engagement photos and even though they don’t live together they have them at their houses in case they get checked out or something. It’s kinda serious lol

 

Doesn’t speak English? Who cares!? Love knows no language. Dan, marry her and then have her on your podcast.

 

what am i supposed to do with this information

 

I would watch the fuck out of this movie

 

Lmao. I just messaged her

 

@oldjersey marry her

 

do it

 

dan i've run the tests and they show only a 95% chance of this ruining your life i say go for it

 

Ill take those odds anyday

 

Gonna need to see the Excel spreadsheet

 

One of my coworkers cold married someone. Someone stole his credit card for some very large purchases. Turned out it was her. Then she went like extra scary crazy. She was actually a Brazilian international too lol.

 

So Tinder is usually completely dead over Christmas holidays right??

 

Not for @Joe4th

EDIT: Wait that was OKcupid

 

mostly. I've matched with a couple of cool people though . one of which was visiting from denver so it was kind of a wash. kind of.

 

any meet ups?

 

nothing so far. the girl from denver is gonna be back in the area on the 16th for a few days and wants to get drinks, but idk. im supposed to hang out with the one that lives closer sometime soon tho