(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 765

I was messaging this girl on tinder and it was going all nice and then she just unmatched me randomly and I'm like

 

it happens

 

That happened to me when a girl and I were hitting it off about CBB and UTU2TM and I am baffled to this day about what happened. Probably shouldn’t have layed out my Reggie Watts lizard person theories right away.

 

So, I get pulled outside by a woman I go to the gym with and she asks me point blank if I will marry her friend (another member of the gym) so she can get citizenship. The friend is attractive but doesn't speak a lick of english, shes Brazilian. I don't really know the details of whats in it for me because I was so thrown off by the proposal but i'm thinking it could be lucrative? Haha. Uhhh i'm maybe kinda considering it?

Whacha think Chorus fam!?

 

NO

run

 

I'm a sap espesh when it comes to immigration issues so I'd probably do it against all better judgment

 

date her sure

but never cold marry someone who is going to use your relationship as a tool. thats a recipe for complete and utter disaster. emotionally and financially. it will 100% not end well.

 

Haha there is like a.01% chance I would do it. Just weighing my options!!

 

Do it!!

 

if nothing else you've got a hella lucrative screenplay to sell that you'll get out of this hypothetical scenario

 

youd never even pass your interview if yall cant talk to eachother

lol

 

If you’re asking chorus.fm for advice for a seriously ridiculous situation like that idk what to tell you homie

 

Thx bro. I needed that

 

Bad idea, don’t do it

That said, i can be your translator

 

maybe date her though

 

wow dude I know what you're gonna be thinkin of at the slippery saloon later

 

I dont partake!

 

dont

 

doesn't seem worth at all. or really fair to ask someone to do that.

 

fineeeeeeee

 

can she get Paramore and All TIme Low to come to Brazil I need her to do that

 

lucrative af

 

Ask how much?

Kidding

 

marry her dan

trust me

 

this is what I was thinking bro