(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 764

you thinkin blaze?

 

im thinkin ****** ***** for lunch

 

damn dad u kiss ur mother with that mouth lol

 

You fuckin' know it.

 

A Smash Mouth?

 

You should try and order not fresh pizza

 

What would that be?

 

I don’t know, but I like your distinction of ordering fresh pizza. I just wanna know if you can order the opposite. Or like ask if they could make it and then refrigerate it. Actually, there are 7 billion people in the world. Someone has done this

 

I only eat expired cheese

 

Hahah. I wonder how "fresh" it can get. I'll put a note in the comments that says "extra fresh please".

 

i only know one place where you can find that pizza

 

Take it to the food thread geeks

 

ever been simultaneously attracted to and a little grossed out by the same person?

 

dating apps suck

 

Does Jared Leto count

 

so handsome yet so ugly

 

Yes

 

The last two days have been pretty crazy. I matched with someone on OkCupid on Christmas, and didn't think anything of it. She ended up messaging me later that day, and we ended up hanging out Christmas night as well as yesterday afternoon/this morning. It's been an incredibly pleasant surprise and honestly I think things are going very well so I'm just waiting until I do something to fuck it all up haha

 

[whole thread chants JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE ad infinitum]

 

like you get someone in your bed and then youre like eww nevermind even with clothes still on

lmao

 

I don’t know if I’ve gone that far, but there have definitely been people who I am attracted to and also not at the same time

 

i'm not sure what you mean

 

so don't go on them