(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 752

I am dating, but I approve the new title because some times I'm not sure how anyone would put up with me

 

808s And Heartbreaks

 

you had your time

 

after yesterday's events I do believe

My title is 100% accurate

 

definitely kept reading that as "Porn Olive bath" for about a minute

 

Sometimes ya see whatchya wanna see

 

amen brother

 

it's been a few years since i've seen here, but iirc she is still vegan. why she was compelled to do that during that drunken night in particular, i never knew or asked about it. i forgot that shit even happened until i was browsing this thread at thought about drunken McD's adventures.

Gonna agree with this sentiment. My fiancee and I have morphed into weird caricatures of who we were in the beginning of our relationship and normal behavior within the confines of our relationship would probably have us called weirdos if we were with other partners. But that's why I love her...I guess?

 

So the girl from my gym i’ve been taking to pretty regularly asked me to make her a playlist!


.... for her next long drive to her boyfriends college


D’oh

 

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just throw a playlist of every pop punk band saying her current dude sucks so she should get with you

 

pro tip: dont make pop punk play lists for people you want to like you

 

shh don't tell him that

 

dan is gonna hit her with equal parts POPPY and Angel Du$t

 

geez kevin you forgot to tag @dylan

 

on repeat

 

Lovefool is a top 20 song of the 1990s

 

One time I got tipsy and then went home, washed my face and brushed my teeth, and then fell asleep by 7pm. They don't call me the party animal for nothing!

 

#goals minus the being out of the house part

 

Don't worry I was just across the street. It's as far as I was willing to go lol

 

I dont even go out.

I just stay at home play video games and sleep.

Real stuff right there.

 

I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said "it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah

 

I very rarely go out. Been trying to push myself out of my comfort zone tho. And by "go out" I mean like get food and maaaaybe a drink if someone else is paying for it lol. I especially hate doing it on the weekends when there are people there. Blegh. The only time I've ever enjoyed myself at a bar was on a Sunday night when nobody else was there except my small group so we got bomb service.

 

Lol I don’t wanna think of a day where I don’t have this thread

 

real talk now that I asked and everything is over, I feel a lot better.

I am like lowkey sad but nothing that food and video games can't fix.

I do plan on going back to those dating apps for fun.