(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 751

Oh, so this isn’t a real life thing too?

 

bummer, but glad you went for it and now you don't have to wonder or stress about the what ifs.


and you'll always have us, jon. what's better than that?

 

I keep my toothbrush in the sliding mirror cabinet thing and hope it acts as enough of a shield but I'm sure some scientist has proven it doesn't!!

 

I woke up one morning to find a McDonald’s cheeseburger wrapper in my bathroom trash

Drunk me is a monster

 

That's honestly one of the more tame stories I've heard though involving alcohol and McDonald's/McDonald's leftovers haha

 

I'm wild when drunk

 

One time while in college, I was out with a group of drunk friends walking from one party to another who wanted McDonald's. The dining room at the closest McDonald's to us was closed so we walked through the drive-thru to get food. One of my friends orders a double cheeseburger. After getting her food and unwrapping the cheeseburger, she proceeds to drop it on the pavement of the parking lot. The burger split in two as a result. She then picks up both halves and proceeds to gobble them up within the next minute. Her logic was that she was adhering to the five second rule and everything was fine despite both patties making contact with the pavement. We couldn't argue with her.

This was also the first thing containing meat and cheese she had decided to eat after being vegan for three years. She regretted her decision immensely the next morning.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

oh. oh nooo.

 

Hahaha well-played to your friend

 

The only drunk story I have involving McDonalds is from January. I was at a company conference in NYC staying at the Marriott in Times Square and we all went out to the bars around the corner afterward, and I got 3 Irish carbombs and several beers deep. We went to McDonalds, I ordered, got my food, sat down and (apparently, b/c I don't remember) fell asleep at the table. My co-worker walked me and my food back to my room, and I fell asleep with my fries on my chest. I'm a classy broad.

 

I just bought a homeless man a happy meal when i was drunk one time. Sat there in the booth and ate with him. I was pretty hammered and barely remembered. Woke up in the morning with some terrible looking marijuana in my pocket. I guess he felt bad and gave some to me. I threw it in my yard cause i couldn't trust it

 

I once bought McDonald’s, brought it back home and unwrapped it, put it on a plate with some ketchup for the fries and promptly put it straight in the refrigerator. Then I slept in the shower in all my clothes with the water running on me in case I threw up on myself.

 

Shocking that I couldn’t have a normal, healthy relationship for almost all of my 20’s lol haha jk but no really I was a mess

 

as someone who was drinking 99 Apples out of one of those cereal bowls with the straws and falling asleep on my front porch in my early 20's, we would've gelled p well

 

Best friends in another life, i think

 

this thread really has become "reasons you're probably not dating or in a relationship" and i love it

 

it's better this way lol

 

My friend drank a bunch of 99 bananas one time and then made himself a Pom Olive bath. Used wayyyy too much Pom Olive and our whole hotel bathroom was filled with suds. He just sat there for an hour and we served him drinks. Made for some funny videos

EDIT: I think that's the night he earned the nickname "Graham Slammer"

 

" Everyone's a drunken mess except for Ian who's just emotionally unavailable"

 

HEY, HEY, HEY. Some of us get high, too.

 

one of the worst videos out there of me (i think lost to time now) was 19 year old Cam with his acoustic guitar out at a party in an Eazy E shirt COVERED in liquor. i "parodied" Iris by Goo Goo Dolls at my friend/current roommate and all the video caught of it was "I'd give up forever to fuck you, and I'm already sweaty somehow"

 

Damn, congrats on that being your worst video . There're videos of me like that on snapchat, most Friday and Saturday nights I think

 

done

 

lmao

 

I'm more sad my thread title is gone