Wrestling Thread 3: Dan vs. Cam • Page 233

We are headed for a stairs match!

 

lol

 

He couldn't find the chair

 

Was really hoping it was just going to freeze frame and roll credits like the end of Rocky as they both swung the stairs.

 

"Men? You mean monsters!"

fuck off cole

 

Something seems wrong with Kane, I feel like he can't see or something

 

I'm sure he was just trying to save Vince's voice as he was about to scream that at Graves.

 

triple threat makes sense - Kane can eat the pin

 

Yep. Whoopee.

 

I feel like I was watching a dark match

 

I mean nothing important is gonna happen till Wrestlemania and the raw/smackdown after mania

those are the only three shows that seem to matter every year

 

Interested who wins the rumble though. Braun seemed like the best choice. Nakamura to set up Nak vs AJ?

 

Nak motherfucking better

 

Id say this guarantees Roman/Brock. It takes Braun out of the Rumble. Not honestly sure where they go with Smackdown. Nak/AJ to counter NJPW seems one option...but, I could also see the KO/AJ story playing out again

 

I kinda wish AJ didn't have the other belt. I honestly wouldn't mind seeing AJ winning and then challenging Brock instead of whoever the WWE champion is ("Rocky won the sequel") . But don't think there is enough time to get the belt off AJ unless you do it at COC and no one wants Jinder back on the belt.

 

decent enough raw. i liked the absolution stuff but i hated that Nia and Bliss came out to fight them off. Would've been better story telling with the heel champ not getting involved and nia..who hasn't been attacked yet..to not get involved either (especially since she's doing a different angle). And lol me and my brother fucking lost it that they did the whole 'cut to video of wrestler acting hurt', instead of fucking SHOWING the god damn beat down. Where's Alicia? (cuts to video) "Ow my wrist kinda hurts". I mean did they fucking step on her wrist a few times or something? And she came out for the melee. I thought the story telling of absolution was solid up until that point.

the question mark of who's facing Lesnar is intriguing. dont give a shit about anything involving shield... joe's great... dana in titus worldwide is great... gulak/enzo are making this cruiserweight stuff work.. and yup thats about it.

 

And a brief feud w/ Gallows and Anderson who used to pal with her is an interesting low-card angle.

That said, it makes me worry that they are gone after WM this year. So far out of the title picture, and probably poised to lose to Titus/Apollo...with the Revival coming back soon and a few NXT teams likely coming up in April

 

What's sad is that in the small amount of time they've been given, they've still managed to get a catch phrase over. Talk about a completely under utilized duo.

 

Man, this woken matt stuff is the best possibly usage of Bray. Was completely done with him, but Matt truly is the ying to his yang.

Not sure where he goes after this, but they've at least made him somewhat interesting again.

 

I will DELETE the illUSTRIOUs Husky Harris

 

A triple threat with Kane/Strowman/Lesnar sounds like a really fun hoss match

 

We need Bray to go into the lake of reincarnation and come back as Husky Harris

 

Jericho throwing the table made me laugh pretty hard

 

and even putting humor aside... damn fine table throw

 

So awesome. Ugh, I know we always say it but why the FUCK can't WWE take any notes from this. This is the most simple, old-school, uncomplicated booking and it's going over HUGE.

They are letting the guys say what they want in their own words. No scripts. Just acting as two guys that hate each other and fucking WWE can't give their talent that freedom. WHY?!?