"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 440

@The Mysterious is an irreplaceable treasure. I feel like a broken record saying this all the time.

 

Or could it just be a mystery.

 

1)Love it
2) not familiar
3) pretty good but not amazing

4) good but not their best

 

"A man in France tried to rob a bank using underwear as a mask, the cops put him in jail right after a quick debriefing."

- Norm MacDonald

 

I meant Taking Back Sunday- Tidal Wave


But you love California. So we can be friends

 

I plan to if I get Christmas money

 

Man @skurt i almost want to get him one for Christmas lol

 

"Scientists now say that trout can communicate with each other with subtle physical gestures.

Wow. Just when you thought trout couldn't get any more fascinating."

- Norm MacDonald

 

Do it Mr.Banker

 

I know the answer to this one.

LOVE
LOVE
LOVE

 

"Two women accused of using sorcery have been beheaded in a remote village in Papua New Guinea. A team of police rushed to the scene but were forced to stand by and watch the victims being decapitated by axes as locals refused to let them come to their aid. If you ever go to a remote village in Papua New Guinea, at all costs avoid using sorcery!"

- Norm MacDonald

 

Hey @Colby Searcy whats your email?

 

"In my opinion if you're going to fight the war on terror, a good place to start would be this nation's haunted houses!"

- Norm MacDonald

 

You sending him nudes?

 

"I think there's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf. Except at wolf-picnics when you don't have a partner for the wolf-wheelbarrow races."

- Norm MacDonald

 

I wouldn’t torture him like that.

 

@Kingjohn_654 Norm has nothing on your apple joke

 

I laughed way too hard at this.

 

"A Westchester parking enforcement officer stole 89,000 in quarters. How much laundry does this guy need to do?"

- Norm MacDonald

 

[email protected]

 

I'll allow it

 

Someone uses outlook still?


Check your email. Merry Christmas

 

@Colby Searcy When he's using outlook.

"Can anybody hear me?
Is anybody listening at all?
Am I the only one, only one?"

 

He's lucky @WolvesAreCircling182 has never bought me anything.

 

It’s a really good script, save for some themes involving...




























Bee-stuality