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no offense @Jason Tate but i can't wait for AP to be dead so i will stop feeling compelled to check it lmao

 

None taken. Think how I feel. I don't wanna post there at all! Hahah.

 

Abandoned Ceremony. Going to watch MI:5 instead.

 

this was conveniently released on DVD within a week of actual mission impossible and i'm still cackling about it

 

I was supposed to watch Room today. Oops, guess I'll finally watch it tomorrow.

 

What is Kit Harrington doing in laughably bad ripoff B movies already?

JON SNUUUUW

 

I rly love this one

 

it is APPARENTLY based on an old british TV show but the timing is really the giveaway

edit:
it should also be noted that i have had double digit complaints from people renting that because no one can see or read or think inside of a video store

 

Is this one of those movies back behind the velvety curtains?!

Haha, I wanna make fun of the actors but then I'm kinda like yeah fuck it get paid.

 

i could write an entire novel about ridiculous porn titles

but i will settle on this one story because i'm still not over it

the porn was entitled "hair force one"

and the slip case had a small patch of fake hair over the woman's pubic area

 

ya'll are into some extremely weird memes.

 

Watching movies takes me forever when I keep pausing to check chorus.fm

 

Me vs You in this thread rn

 

I listen to a radio show that often has Joanna Angel on and they pitch her porn parody titles. My god, do they come up with some gold.

 

the little spermaid is a real porn title in the world

 

Hahha. When people used to buy porn at the book store I was always intrigued (or creeped out) by what they would buy with it. The combo was the facinating part to me.

 

Please god tell me she doesn't fuck the lobster

 

i give the porn i don't watch the porn

 

Sure makes you look at:

Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!

... in a whole different light

 

Daughter is the best.

 

I really wanna know if she fucks the lobster but I really hope you don't sell lobster porn

 

I hope there is one called "The Rock Hard Picture Show".

 

lmfao probably, but there are so many bizarre titles. lots of very very gross disturbing ones too. an inordinate amount of "barely legal" and "my creepy uncle" and shit like that.

 

All I know is the GOTG porn parody involves someone playing Rocket and it's rly disturbing