A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 1099

He wants extra ketchup and A1

 

this is probably the worst take of all time. But fine. You'll get your burger.

 

Oh my god please do this

 

I always forget a Shake Shack opened in Detroit recently. I need to make it down there soon.

 

Thought that said "Allen".

 

Tim A1ien it is then

 

They opened a couple of Shake Shacks nearby recently but I've yet to go. Need to change that.

 

I drank too much at Turnover last night and i was dead asleep afterwards and i walked straight into my roommates room ane started calling the toilet paper a dog and kept trying to get it to come haha

 

Well did it?

 

No. How rude

 

I don't get that drunk anymore

was it at least a good dog?

 

I don't think I've ever been that drunk and I just drank for 3 straight days

 

I wasnt even that drunk! I had only like...5 drinks. It was more of my sleep walking that did that than drinking. But also drinking probably triggered my sleep walking.

 

mernin

 

Howdy pardner

*Tips 10 gallon hat*

 

I'd be dead after 5 drinks

 

I was destroyed pretty much all weekend. I played a lot of games of speed bump. Did Cam get eaten by a bear?

 

I'm still unsure about how I didn't die at my best friend's wedding

 

you didn't hit the Sanchez Salad Threshold so you were good

 

I feel like I was danger close. The amount of drinks I had there is alarming to look back on

 

what'd you have?

 

You were kept alive by your duties as a Best Man

 

5 lime-arita's

 

5 PBRs
4 Long Island
1 Manhattan
2 Mojitos
1 Sex on the Beach
1 Tennessee Honey Jack Shot
1 Redbull Vodka

 

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