A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 981

Pan eats pancakes and he's like the devil.

 

French Toast + French Roast = French Boast

 

waffles

 

fuck work today. sometimes our admin assistant needs to check herself.

 

Is she about to wreck herself?

 

this last hour+ is in molasses mode

 

My boobs just spilled a full cup of mocha on my expensive ass work laptop, the new carpets, and my legs...In front of my boss.


This is fine.

 

Don't redo your floors in black hardwood. That shit never looks clean even right after you clean it.

Funny water bed story. We all had them and when we got new ones my parents would put them in the backyard and all of our friends in the neighborhood would come over and jump on it/put water and dish detergent on the top of the bed and my dad somehow made a wedge to we could skid off the top of the bed onto a slip and slide without falling the distance to the ground.

My cousin jumped on it once and his foot went straight through it and there was like algae growing in that shit and we thought he was going to get some disease and he cried bc we were egging him on telling him he was going to die or have his leg amputated.

God, we were assholes.

 

What exactly were they doing?

 

existing when I tried to sit at my desk.

 

The Front Bottoms are 100% unequivocally pop punk

I know these things trust me

 

Bastards! Guess you're gonna have to get rid of em

 

I really think that might be the shittiest of things I've heard about happening in the workplace. I'm sorry. You don't deserve this!

 

I'm seeing them next month. Kinda funny cuz I haven't listened to them in a long time but my friend invited me so I was like why not.

 

I guess that means I should listen to their new album.

 

I told myself last night that I’d get out of bed at 8am and start studying for midterms. It is now 2pm and I just got out of bed and am heading towards the library. I’m garbage.

 

I cut my finger at work one time and had a weird coworker ask me to suck the blood out, and she was 100% serious. Nothing embarassing like that.... actually no... i have one....

I use to work at a waterpark and one day it was so hot and I was stuck doing the shift who bounces all over the place letting people who take breaks take their break, eventually i got left at that hit the hammer and ring the bell game for the rest of the day. This game was right next to food court, so it was out in the open, not surrounded by trees like the rest of the park, the sun was BEATING ON ME, kicking my ass, to the point i got on the walkie talkie literally begging for someone to bring me water or give me a break. Hour turned 2 to 3, eventually dude shows up with a tiny water cooler cup and im like "......"
20 minutes this guy comes up with his daughter to play that game and i felt the urge to throw up hit so hard and i tried to hold it back but my whole core pushed it out and i never threw up like that before. Like some Blastoise use Hydro Pump stuff..... all over the place, some getting on the lil girl, and people incredibly animated going from sitting down to jumping up like the dead were rising out of the ground beneath em.

Did I mention that was my second day at my first ever job? ._.

 

Oh, it's fine. I ordered a new cover for $100, my boss told me to be more diligent, and my boobs are in time out.

I just feel like a dumbass.

 

so high

 

watched this amused cus of the first reply to it:

 

Wow he got fuckin' rocked

 

lol i loved how quick he went from saying all that shit to wobbling in his seat as his cheek opens up. I'm not one to support violence but I could only imagine if someone hurled the N word at my girl with me right there. Would've threw him down the stadium steps lol.

 

That guy had definitely never been hit in the face before. He was so shocked. All talk. He never even attempted to stand up

 

good.