Brand New - Science Fiction (August 17, 2017) [ARCHIVED] Album • Page 1076

Coffee has more caffeine, usually

 

For a good night's sleep, follow the rule of 2:

Don't drink caffeine after 2pm, and don't drink alcohol 2 hours (or less than) before bed.

 

Both are gross.

 

I do both of those things, and sleep like a damn baby!

 

Reported

 

HONORABLE MEMBERS OF THE COURT, DEFENDANT IS ATTEMPTING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT

 

not really a drinker, but I do like margaritas.

 

But your sleep is probably not as restful as it could be.

I also break the second one often.

 

@KidLightning

You are a lawyer, after all

 

You're probably right, I'm sure. One of these days I'll try to skip one of them. Maybe once all of the kids move out of the house

 

Oh I thought you were giving me bad advice on purpose cuz of...ya know

 

I took a semester of business law and forgot everything, does that count?

 

Unless you're like me and you can drink an energy drink and within an hour fall asleep for a solid 8 hours.

 

*Backs out of thread slowly*

 

I love the facebook "On This Day" feature. Actual thing I posted 5 years ago:

"New million dollar idea: strips of bacon dipped in cake batter and deep fried. It will be called "Cake'n" and will come with a side of maple frosting to dip it in."

 

Teach me

 

DUDE

 

dammit. you beat me

 

I love when our sales reps try to cite something they think they learned in a business law class when we're working through a contract negotiation. Or when they say, "I googled it and the law says . . ."

 

thanks for the like @The Mysterious even though you can't see the gif.

 

On this day usually shows me a horrible memory

 

That's why I deleted my old Facebook, and got a new account.

 

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