Wrestling Thread [Archived] • Page 1153

I wish the rumble suite was actually happening now so we could invite Marty Jannetty to it

 

Are you still gonna go?

 

Why doesn't marty just admit to being an alcoholic instead of blowing smoke? He contradicts himself more than anyone I've ever seen.

 

Most likely

 

New Kenny Omega shirt

 

that's like the single hardest thing for addicts to do henry haha. especially with a facebook contingent of ill-informed losers cheering you on because they wish they had their own pseudo-daughters to bang.

i've shared this before, but i was in charge of a marty jannetty autograph signing two years ago and the motherfucker no-showed and hardcore holly came in his place at no charge. jannetty isn't just an alcoholic, he's a bonafide asshole.

 

Well, that's basically reddit. It's a garbage cess pool.

 

well bigmike, i'll tell you!

why didn't hulk hogan ever win the showcase on price is right?

because he always went over



i accept american currency

 

wow shows how bad reddit is that some actively stole that joke

 

I'm glad I don't know what the topic of conversation is about rn

 

lol what?

 

That's what I'm saying

 

lemme break it down for you:

• i was very funny
• @bigmike agreed

 

Are you sure @bigmike agreed with that?

 

no but i'm living in my own kayfabe

 

''It's still funny to me, damn it!!!''

 

Tom Phillips will be replacing Cole on Raw this week because Cole's son is getting married

 

downgrade imo

 

there is a very specific thing tom does all broadcast every week that i can't stand

 

What?

 

ya know when sometimes a commentator will be mid-sentence, and someone will get hit with a particularly big move/strike, and the announcers inflection changes briefly like they're wincing at the impact to sell the move?

tom phillips does it for every fucking move and his sounds the most forced out of all of them and i'd rather listen to a buzzsaw

 

Yeah that can be a bit grating

 

will nigel be back tho

 

This is the best