(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 152

Blessed he who comes in the name of the Lord • r/dankchristianmemes

 

Pretty sure I’ve mentioned before how I have a Christian friend and we’ve both acknowledged that we’re attracted to each other but she doesn’t wanna do anything cause I’m not a Christian. Anyways, she called me drunk the other night (which happens a decent amount) and we chatted for a little bit and then she said she was going to bed and I said goodnight. Then like five minutes later I get a text that reads, “I wish you were here.”

REEE!!! What do you want lol. I am honestly not even looking to have sex with her anymore but t wouldn’t mind like cuddling and kissing, I miss that more than I miss sex. Anyways, she says she’s gonna visit L.A. in a few months and we’re gonna party for her birthday so, we’ll see where that goes

 

Reeee

 

Does this thread not show up in the list? Weird.

 

What list?

 

You’re clearly not on the list.

 

The List Of Jericho

 

lol same thought @Joe4th

 

I'm so confused

 

you should all watch wrestling it makes you much more sexually appealing

to .00000000000000000000000000000000001% of the population

 

List of threads.

 

WoW

Sex robot sent for repairs after being molested at tech fair - BBC Three

 

You know it's going to be good when the first sentence includes the phrase "heavily soiled". At a sex fair. Something was heavily soiled. Bleak.

Also, your Christian conundrum sounds like you could well end up spending an ultra frustrating night next to her if you share a bed.

I have a friend who, at times (I think) maybe had designs on getting me in bed. I ended up in London one weekend and she offered me a place to stay. She was in bed, having me check out her abs and thighs, but wanted absolutely nothing to happen. It was one of the most uncomfortable nights I have ever experienced, because I found her really attractive and did not need the fires to be stoked any further!

 

Did you cuddle at the very least or just no physical contact allowed?

Edit: I think I misread your post. I thought you were in the same bed

 

We were in the same bed. No cuddles. I just spent the night staring at the ceiling and wondering how it came to this.

 

Hahahah. Oh man. Good times.

I don’t know your relationship though. Like, if you didn’t know her all that well then I’d think that was ultra weird but if y’all are like good friends then I could see her just being really comfortable around you.

 

We have a fairly odd relationship (well, less so now). I think she does get super comfortable around people, but there had been previous occasions where she'd seemed to really want me to come over (and I couldn't). On that particular night, I wasn't expecting anything, but then the whole checking her tummy out thing happened.

For context, we initially met on a dating site, went on two dates and nothing happened. I think I probably missed my chance, as on the second date her friend showed up to get a lift home, so there was no chance to make a move. We then fell out of touch, but like a year later matched on Tinder and started talking and hanging out again. I did try to make a move during one of those times, but she just said that she didn't want to make things complicated. But, it does mean that I think she probably knew what she was doing when she was lounging around in her PJs, having me check her out.

We've kept hanging out and chatting since. I just assume I probably had it wrong most of the time.

 

@Colby Searcy explain the pee thing

 

I was like 4

 

that went down a different road than i anticipated. court is adjourned.

although i do suggest contributing further detail to the eternal cringe thread

 

one time in 9th grade there was this girl amanda and she was very overly sexual. like, i remember in health class one day, she tried to be super cool and ask some question about how her boyrfriends 12" dick affects blah blah blah, clearly just to mention that she had a) a boyfriend and that b) she was sexually active. the kind of girl that would offer to show people her netherpiercings.

i was still the "new kid" to her (moved there in 8th grade) and one day in earth science she was making fun of me for being a virgin and trying to make me uncomfortable by making joking advances at me. i was not a smooth kid, i was the type to wear those "sarcasm is only one of the services i offer" shirts to school, so this was peak blunder years to set the scene.

so her joking advances turn to over my pants touching. and then in my pants touching. she was trying to get me to freak out and tell her to stop. and like, what was i supposed to do? make a scene? then she can make fun of me for "being afraid of a girl" or call me gay or any other thing a dumb 9th grader would do, or worse. really no positive outcome there.

so i just froze up and let her give me about 60 seconds of a very awkward handjob before she stopped and just kinda thought it was funny and was like "wtf". we wound up becoming pals somewhat but never did anything with each other. it was weird.

 

What the heck