Brand New - Science Fiction (August 17, 2017) [ARCHIVED] Album • Page 947

"Three beers and I'm so messed up..."

 

i had three beers last night and was almost hungover for work
RIP me

 

i never went away to school so i never had that raging experience, and my parents were pretty cool with me and my friends drinking at their house as long as nobody drove home, so i guess i had a relatively calm college drinking career but definitely drink way less now. probably a few beers a week, maybe more on weekends if the plan is to go out out and not stay in.

the type of beer i drink varies immensely though haha, depending who im with. i have no bones about powering through a case of rolling rock or pbr with some friends watching football, but also have no bones about buying a $13 10oz pour of a nice beer just to sip for a half hour lol

 

i get those feels

 

i never got hungover in college and i usually had like 6 drinks worth of booze (though rum over beer at that point)

 

"For those of you who don't know, blacking out is when you drink so much that your brain goes to sleep, but your body gets all Eye of the Tiger and soldiers on."

Haha I love his stories too. I usually like to end any story I have about blacking out with "...and then I woke up at home."

 

Great band. Do you like them dude?

 

No, I don't like them....










I LOVE them!

 

Got a question for you all- what's the funniest and/or most elaborate prank you've ever been a part of or pulled off?

 

Ended up going with this. Perfect beer for me.

“Hoppy not bitter!”

Juicy, soft and hazy, this APA is loaded with mango and passionfruit hop flavour. Let this beer be your reward for an honest day’s work.

 

Thanks for the tip. I'll have to try it out. I grew up 5 minutes from Victory Brewing Company, and I still swear by many of their beers to this day. Troegs Nugget Nectar is another favorite of mine as well.

 

in college i was driving a 2000 chevy blazer and my friends somehow realized that the key to their car would open my car as well, so one day they went into my car and took literally everything out leading me to believe my car had been broken into.

i was nowhere near as pissed as my parents were when all was revealed lol

 

Oh man, I’ll have to give this some thought.

Typically it’s just been small stuff at work, post it notes on the bottom of the mouse, changing language displays on phones, “flipping” the monitor displays, etc

 

Brilliant!

 

I once pulled a move from "The Office" on a new girl at my old job by taking her stapler, and putting it in a bowl of Jell-O. I put the bowl in her desk to find the next morning. Naturally I also had a new stapler waiting for her after the reveal.

 

One time we had this new guy start at our office and he walked away from his computer and left it unlocked. Me and another guy sent himself an email, then deleted it from the sent folder and then from the deleted folder. So this guy came back to an email from “himself” telling him that he received his first written warning for leaving his computer unlocked. Simple, but effective

This one guy in my department would randomly poke small holes in styrofoam cups and restack them.

 

For realz?! I want to see them live so badly. Was hoping they would open for BN on this upcoming tour

 

such a simple but messed up thing to do is just find someone with a passcode on their iphone and put the wrong code in like 5-6 times and they get locked out

my friend once was locked out of his phone for 6 hours because of the amount of incorrect attempts made

idk if thats still a thing you can do or if apple now has a way around it, but at the time it was pretty funny

 

They are so so great.

 

Yeah I was a flippin moron. Usually fell asleep in the most uncomfortable, abnormal places. Usually bathtubs. The best part, I'd usually have found a pillow and brought it there.

 

They would fit perfectly on a bill with CIS. What a show that would be. I gotta jam some PUP more often and CIS!

 

Oh and one last thing...

There’s a keyboard setting called Dvorak

You can go in the settings and change it to that. So when you are pressing a certain key it’s not actually that letter that you’re pressing. Makes it pretty much impossible to unlock your computer if it’s at the password screen.

 

It's too easy. Just take everyone's money (ignore Bleachers' advice) and then send out a hard copy in, like, I don't know...9 years. Brand New did it and we still love them.

 

Seriously...take my money

 

In senior year of high school, my band played a basement show for our guitarist's graduation party, then after we finished someone at the party said they were going to another party we weren't invited to (different social cliques, you know how high school gets). We knew that the girl throwing the party had a pool, so my bandmates and I and a couple other friends showed up to this girl's party unannounced, walked straight into the back-yard in our underwear, jumped in her pool one-by-one then walked out. Immature? Sure. But the reactions were priceless.