Brand New - Science Fiction (August 17, 2017) [ARCHIVED] Album • Page 787

i am so bored.

 

1) would you rather have cheeto fingers for the rest of your life and there is nothing you can do about it (like how your fingers are after youve eaten a whole bag of cheetos), or would you rather have Oreo teeth the rest of your life with nothing you can do about it? so you either always have nasty cheese hands, or everytime you open your mouth it looks like you just ate a whole box of Oreos.


2) would you rather everytime you introduce yourself to someone knew you let out a huge loud stinky belch, or a huge loud stinky fart?

3) would you rather pound a goat and nobody know you did it, or not pound a goat but everyone on earth thinks youre that person that had sex with a goat and nothing you can say makes people think otherwise. when youre kids are in school other kids are like "ooooh your dad/mom pounded that goat right?"

4) would you rather everytime you hear something sad or bad, you smile - OR, would you rather just totally not have the ability to smile at all. people would think youre a total jerk either way, but pick your poison.

5) think back to highschool. would you rather in highschool have a nude photo leak around to a bunch of kids at school, or would you accidently send a nude photo of your significant other at the time to you mom or dad?

6) would you rather your parents walk in on you, or you walk in on your parents?

7) would you rather have the worst BO or terrible breath for the rest of your life?

8) would you rather be rich and absolutely hideous, or sexy as frick but poor as frick

9) would you burn everything you own for $1Mill?

10) would you leave your family without telling them why / without saying goodbye / without them even knowing youre alive for $5 million per year. you have to go at least 1 full year, and then after that you can keep going as many years as you want and getting more money. you only get paid 5mill after a FULL year. if you do like 350 days, you get 0 dollars. if youre reading this question and youre married and or have kids - your direct family goes with you. but parents, in laws, your siblings, your wifes siblings cousins AND FRIENDS you cannot speak to

 

1.) Oreo teeth
2.) Fart
3.) WHAT?????????? THE FUCK
4.) NO SMILING
5.) NUDE
6.) Yes
7.) BREATH
8.) RICH AND UGLY AF
9.) YES
10.) Fuck yes. lol R.I.P. Sanchez

 

That survey tho

 

I think Same Logic has finally clicked with me.

 

Oh dude i don't think I could handle bad breath forever id way rather have BO. Like I dno I could be in the minority but I think I'd rather be around someone with BO than someone with rank breath.

Also imagine how hard it would be to properly form normal relationships if you didn't have the ability to smile.

 

Answer them

 

Fixed.

 

WHAT ABOUT TEETH

 

Oh, Andrew. You're a sweetheart.

 

Waste is 2017s answer to "the boy.."

 

Speaking of Scooby Doo, my daughter who is due at the end of next month will likely be named Daphne. We love Scooby Doo.

 

I was talking about the survey on the first post of this page .

 

Answer. Them.

 

It's probably the best song on the album.

Or at least my favorite.

 

Cheeto fingers. Working on old cars is a hobby of mine, so my hands are never that clean

Belch. Not as embarrassing

Call me whatever you want, I don't want to hurt a goat.

Smile. I do that most of the time.

Me nude. I did some streaking back in the day

Parents walk in on me. Ain't no shame in my game

BO. I'm more self conscious about my breath

Rich. I'm already hideous

Yes. I have most family photos saved in the cloud, so technically those can't be burned

No. It would kill my parents not knowing what happened to their grand babies.

 

Guys I'm so drunk I can't read the thread

 

Wait, what was the thread title changed to?

 

It looks the same to me?

 

Ryan Hamilton is funny.

 

Did anyone mention Mansions when talking about quality Autumn music?

 

I hate to expound any further on number 3, but I didn't mean hurting the goat when I said pounding it...

 

Yours truly

 

They were brought up, yes

 

@teebs41 answer these while you're drunk and explain why for all plz