A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 401

I swear my hands are bigger than they look, it's just cold out!

 

the only practical use i can think of is at sporting events when people wave towels around or whatever. you could lose the towel and decorate your fingers in your team colors and just wave them around. idk. i've put entirely too much thought into this.

 

I think you would need to have one hard set and one flaccid set, and waffle them together to fashion a claw of sorts, using the hard dicks as the bottom set

 

Why is he eating pasta

 

clone bonin' if you will

 

I will

 

Eleven condoms for one sexual experience would be very expensive.

 

they don't each have balls, right?

 

so cock rings are just regular rings and vise versa then?

 

The US plays Costa Rica in an hour and a win all but secures our place in the World Cup in not nervous ha ha why would you think that

 

I've heard about fingerbanging but this is ridiculous

 

Yeah @AelNire this is a good question, would we still have out regular dick 2?

 

Get your dick finger towels ready

 

Kinda wanna watch this tbh

 

gonna be so hard to blow the vevuzela with dick fingers

 

Y'all..I am not prepared for these questions.

 

Remember when we said ranking celebrity crushes was weird

 

Come with me
And you'll beee
In a worrlldd
Of triple penetration

 

we're fielding one of the hottest young prospects in all of soccer and he's made us so fun to watch.

 

We bringin' "two in the pink and one in the stink" to da NEXT LEVEL

 

we've got this off brand honey chipotle habanero BBQ sauce right now that is rocking my world

 

hidden valley ranch really is the goat salad dressing

 

How far we've fallen

 

remember that time I took a selfie with a bottle of ketchup for Ja Rule?