A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 400

smdh

 

Shaking my dick hands?

Guys, Garrett answered!

 

I think penises have unique prints as well

 

Colby are you coming on to me

 

are these penis fingers fully operational and follow the the same rules as a standard penis?

would saying pull my finger be sexual harassment?

 

either way i choose death

 

Well look at the big picture then derek because knife fingers would make killing yourself so easy, almost easier than not doing so

 

Imagine just casually sucking on your thumb

 

Well I really wanted to come in to wish you all a happy weekend, but after reading through this shit y'all can go finger-dick fuck each other.

 

You do the same

 

So a happy weekend, then

 

Honestly though, dick fingers is the easy answer. Move somewhere cold enough to where you'll need to wear gloves 90% of the time. I'm sure eventually you'll find someone who's into it. My main concern is that fingers are jointed, penises are not, so if you're not aroused, are they just droopy floop noodles?

 

I miss the days we argued about condiments.

 

former

latter

former (jfc)

uhhhh former??

latter

 

Be the change you want to see in the world

 

this reminds me, have you guys seen Edward Penishands?

 

I would've, but it only played here from six to midnight

 

But it would suck when your dickfingers get erections and you can't use that hand til it goes away.

 

I would think about old people baseball like all day just to get through work

 

But I don't think you could use the limp noodle hands at all, right?

 

Haha.....yeah....that wouldn't turn me on...haha.....who gets turned on by old people baseball.....not me!!!....haha

 

if you get some free time, watch some edward penishands clips. it is incredible

 

Hmm..didn't think that about that.