A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 392

You should come work in my office. Lots of laughs and shenanigans. None of it sarcastic.

 

If you speak vaguely enough, sentences can mean nothing and everything at the same time.

 

Take me down to the paradise city where the peers aren't decrepit and the jokes aren't shitty

 

Everyone at my work knows to not talk to me for at least an hour

 

First niece/nephew?

My son was 9 1/2 lbs. Felt bad for my wife

 

You're so wise you should write poetry or songs

 

Speaking of words having meaning, I need to write 3-5k today. I should probably start that.

 

It's not even 10am and IM ALREADY ON THE FUCKING EDGE IAN.

 

She had a big baby and also your son

 

First one, yeah.

Hopefully the only one for a long time lol

 

Use this thread for inspiration.

 

*rap airhorn*

 

I want to write words. I should do that. Maybe get into a habit since it doesn't look like I'll be employed for a while.

 

I prefer man-child thank you

Congrats!

 

Your constant maturity astounds me

Ps love South Park

 

Can, you going to see any movies today?

 

If you say too much, people get dependent on you. And if you say nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch like a safe-cracker or a pickpocket. Or a guy who burns down the bar for the insurance money. If you make it look like an electrical thing. When you say things right, people won't be sure you've said anything at all.

lol

Yes. This.

 

That's dangerous.

Set a minimum daily goal and struggle for it no matter what. Mine's 500 words. Best way to get it moving, I've found.

 

if my fucking card shows up, you bet your ass. said 7 days. today is day 8. the left continues to overpromise and underdeliver. sad!

 

I don't know if there's any movies out right now I want to see

 

@Garrett L. I think even your little pull quotes when you share your blog posts are always very well written so shut your fucking mouth, accept you write stuff gud, and have a tolkien level fantasy realm complete with draft screen treatments on my desk by the end of the day

 

I saw The Big Sick last night. It was fantastic.

 

Do ya'll go to movies often? I prolly go like 2 or 3 times a year, haha.

 

My goal is to see every single movie that comes out for as long as moviepass exists and chronicle my descent into madness, and im dead serious. i told @dadbolt that's what we should podcast about but he said i am too smart and funny for it to be viable