A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 381

The rag was actually what my friend did in college. He'd just rinse it out and be good to go again. Very environmentally friendly. Not so much... uh anything else.

 

One of the first times I ever fiddled my diddle was with a condom because for some reason my adolescent brain thought it would feel more like sex

 

I use a sock.

 

why are we talking about cum displacement techniques

 

I love when @AelNire just randomly shows up droppin'

 

I read this as "one of the only times I fiddled my fiddle" and was like, damn, how'd you fuck up THAT bad

 

i am literally laughing out loud at my own joke dont @ me

 

My diddle is p funny

 

I had a coworker who said he had like a....cum jar. Like, he'd cum in the same jar every time and save it

*vomits*

 

omfg

wait...how'd that cum up at work? @Bloodsucker II

 

lol does the "L" stand for Life?

 

I knew I was not gay from a very young age and I remember exactly why. My best friend growing up was born on the same day as me (his mom and mine literally met at the hospital while recovering), and we were like 4 or 5 and about to take a bath.

I had huge nuts for my whole life and he said "let's play baseball I'll be the bat you be the balls" and then started swinging his dick at me.

I was like bro no lol

 

hahahahah

 

He was a lot younger than I, and he should not have been talking about that shit since I was his manager but if I remember correctly I walked in mid conversation

 

The air-tight seal makes all the difference

 

you make me cummmmm

you make me comepleteeeeeeeeeee

you make me cumbox

 

what's the deal with airplanes

 

everything is always tiny! tiny fork, tiny spoon, tiny seat, tiny cups

 

I'm trying to think of an embarrassing cum story. Surprisingly, I can't think of one off the top of my head. I did shart at work once tho

 

is there any interest in moving on from the juvenile topics? lol

 

No?

 

It's not juvenile, it's life, bro