(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 148

oh fuck. water based lubes with no extra features or gtfo

 

You ever use the kind where it feels like you're on fire?

 

are you using Icy Hot or something?? lol

Pretty sure that was my first time using lube at all so I know better now hahahha it's all good though, she understood

 

Haha, nah, they have these kinds that're supposed to be like fire n' ice or some shit, and it's supposed to be "warming" or something. I don't really know. I'm usually just tryin' to get after it. But man, it's surprising when you DONT ask "hey, what's this you're putting on me".

Maybe it WAS icy hot...

 

i think they are supposed to have a "tingling sensation" but the corn cobs at the lube factory don't know the difference between tingling and on fire.

 

Another day volunteering at the lube factory

 

another day another dildo

 

charles are you compensated with dildos at yr job

 

only on hump days

 

Yikes. Yeah, that sucks man. Hopefully she had a good time at least ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.The alcohol would have been enough to destroy me tbh. There's this one girl I know and we've had sex three times and every time I've been super drunk from whiskey and I cannot cum lol.

 

Haha, same thing happened with the last girl I was with. I'd be drunk, go to her house, and last like an hour and a half every time

Prolly far too long for her, time-wise.

 

Oh yeah, one of the best things about her and me so far is that communication has been super open and up front about everything. We both agreed that expectations are low for the inevitable awkwardness of the first time so that was understood by the both of us.

So I got there around 7pm and she immediately admitted she was getting me and hers drunk because she needed to be in order to ask me some questions she had for me before we did anything hahah........we ended up talking until 11pm while continuing to drink and then went to do it. I didn't get out of there until 12:20 and I'm dragging ass this morning



hahah yeah, there's like, a sweet spot for being drunk for me where I last longer but I don't have performance issues but it's very hard to get into that zone and I have to be a particular kind of drunk/drink certain things to get there too. It's a whole ordeal. Did you guys talk about it at all??

 

What kinda questions did she have to ask you?

 

Testing, diseases, and safety was the first thing and she was suuuuper uncomfortable about it and I was like this is awesome, I'd much rather do this here at your dinner table while you're eating a ham sandwich than us getting to your bedroom getting all revved up and then you ask "oh hey, are you clean?" We're both clean and tested recently so there was no issue there.

Then we started talking about things like monogamy/polygamy, preferences in the bedroom, foreplay and cuddling afterwards, and what having sex that night meant as far as exclusivity, defining things, and what it means going forward etc.

Really the only bad part is that non of the places that do STD/STI testing around here are open on weekends so I have to take PTO to go get that done

 

Y'all last an hour+.

Jesus

 

It's quite the catch 22, alcohol.

That's GREAT! It takes awhile to really learn someone's body, in my opinion, and it should hardly be expected to be amazing the first time. I think there's only one person I've had sex with and the first time was incredible.

Oh, and no we never really discussed it. Every time we've been sloshed so it doesn't really get noticed. Plus my number one goal is to make her finish so, if that happens, then I'm pretty much satisfied. But also, we're just really good friends who happen to have sex occasionally but it's not a huge part of our relationship

 

*When drunk

 

Yeah, we're on the same page on like 98% of most things which is good. That 2% was I guess her not being a romantic and I'm still trying to understand exactly all what that means or will mean going forward


Haha fair enough. I'm the same way. I told her, like I'm here for you, that's where I get my enjoyment.

 

last night was pretty cool. lots of day drinking led to drunk texting this girl I've hung out with a couple of times asking her to come watch the fight with me and my friends. she ended up spending the night and we had fun.

 

Tried anal today with the gf and it was different

 

girl I've been talking to asked me my thoughts on anA1 on our second (more like first official) date. it's ok I guess.

 

Anal is like dessert for me, I guess. It's nice from time to time, and I certainly enjoy the taboo of it (although that taboo barely exists anymore) but I'd rather bury my face in a girls' butt and eat out her ass any day of the week. One of favorite things to do.

 

... this thread.

 

Is his name Kel?

 

When you married him

And the priest was all "will you not leave this woman in sickness and stuff"

Was he all