A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 227

Ask someone for help

 

just go to town on it man

chicks™ dig it

 

You know what they say..itchy butt, stinky finger.

 

*hijacks intercom*

 

I didn't know they say that, but that's good to know

 

I have no context to this thread but Dustin is correct and it was awesome

 

What would you do if you were on stage and had an itchy butthole? It's kind of important.

 

Quick run off stage pull down them pants and wipe with a moist toilette.

 

I guess the running off stage part isn't necessary.

 

Well, I'm at Target and I had to do something about this so I did this leg shake/clench move that worked out alright but I feel sort of like a goat

 

@Dirty Sanchez There's a free weekend for R6 Siege this weekend

 

This thread will turn you into a Bot.

 

...

 

I mean just go give yourself a safety wipe.

 

I have an actual non-shitposty question. Can someone please explain bots to me? Why do they exist? There's this one "girl" on here that has to be a bot but I don't understand what the objective is. I know I'm asking the impossible, but I want actual answers.

 

Speaking of poo. One time, during my stint as a crisis intervention specialist, a 18 year old dude pooped in my lap during a physical restraint and said "fuck you man."

 

At first I felt bad for you but the "fuck you man" takes this to a whole 'nother level. That's straight out of a comedy.

 

Best job I ever had. Every day was great. If it only paid the bills.

 

Me irl right now

 

I need a crisis intervention specialist myself

Just on a regular basis

Just for casual stress situations

 

It really hits me in the feels to be back here on this campus. Like I've had a lot of hard knocks and bad moments in my life inbetween the last time I was a student here and it feels good to have a second chance. Also, I get to be the cool old guy.

 

I need food

nom.

 

Hello you shit(posters)

 

I thought this said mom at first