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My friend and I have an ongoing joke where i make fun of him for listening to The Script

 

Great. I can't find my wallet. What the hell did drunk me do with my wallet...

 

You told me I could borrow it and now it's mine

 

and you mailed me your debit card

 

you said don't return it no matter what you say. something else about how you were gonna go work on a farm. you were so excited. shame you drunkenly deleted all the posts.

 

F
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seriously tho: hope you find it. that's shitty

 

i just now got out of bed and i feel like shit.

i was being force fed those pickle shots we were talking about in here the other day. surprisingly smooth.

 

Oh man. That sounds terrible

 

I need potatoes.

 

were u fishing out of a swimming pool u maniac

 

I miss my cat so much. He's my homie

 

Kong: Skull Island is pretty fun so far. A lot of really cool shots.

 

BREAD AND BUTTER PICKLE SHOTS?

 

Well until John C. Reilly appeared and this whole hidden people thing came up.

 

if i could have dragged my drunk ass out of bed this morning and did all the prep work i would be enjoying a pork tenderloin for lunch right now but instead i have to wait until dinner

 

Pork tenderloin sounds amazing. The only reason my ass is up is cause I had to move my car or get a ticket.

 

Wallet found. Potato tyme.

 

finally got that bad boy in the oven. cookin it low and slow baby. it gonna be good

 

this is not the sex thread

 

Guy who's been on the island for a long time: "We shouldn't go there, it's bad."
Army guy: "We gotta go this guy tho."
Guy: "It's dangerous."
Army guy: "I'm hard ass Samuel L Jackson, we gonna do it"
Loki: "Okay, I guess."

Me: *slaps forehead*

 

Guy: "We gotta go back, there are more of those things."
Army guy: "Kong must die, he killed my men."
Guy: "Kong is the only thing that keeps them in the ground."
Army: "MY MEN"

Who the fuck wrote this?

 

Hello

 

I ❤️ Brie Larson

 

sounds like a hell of a script