(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 146

To be honest, and i can only speak for me, the length never really mattered to me. It's easier to suck the smaller they are. And there are other appendages like fingers, tongue and many battery operated items that can assist when a dick size is small. I eat oatmeal every now and then so my experiment would fail on so many levels lol.

 

Is oatmeal a euphemism here?

 

I was being literal sadly.

 

Ohhh shit. I thought i was in a different thread

 

I love oatmeal so let's put this rumor to bed

 

sorry chase it's science

my condolences

 

is this a humblebrag.

 

Not gonna lie I don't like the turn this thread is taking. also DAM THAT ILLITERATION

 

i think everyone here can read bud

 

Colby only learned how to read so he could acquire more butter.

 

This butter thing is fascinating to me.

 

one page it's talking about sex the next it's a bunch of no good oatmeal eaters saying how good it is.

oatmeal sucks guys.

 

Oatmeal with cinnamon and dark chocolate mixed in > orgasms

 

Is the butter used as a lube? Or you just like the feeling of being seasoned at all times?

 

Jacob you're not good

 

He just likes to feel naughty @PensHockey

And by that i mean, buttery.

 

My naughty is lame compared to the everlasting joy of butter.

 

He keeps a tub of butter with him at all times. For sex, for poo tarts, for bread, etc.

 

Chase you wouldn't believe how good I am. The absolute goodest. Anyone who disagrees is a loser. Sad.

 

poo tarts

 

Well butter would help achieve the fistful of assholes i speak of frequently.

 

You must have big hands...

You know what they say about big hands....

Big gloves.

 

No glove, no love
If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit

 

A small part of me wishes I was a guy sometimes. I think it would be awesome to whip it out and pee wherever I wanted. Someone made me mad, just take it out and have it spit at them. Can't do that with my current set up. But I'd probably be a rapist so maybe it's good I don't have one.

 

you're not helping me not read your name as Penis Hockey