(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 541

I once did a double shot of svedka after returning to my apartment already drunk to find a party happening in my place. I immediately went to the bathroom and threw up

 

I've never paid for my own drinks before honestly

If men are gonna be creepy weirdos they may as well buy me something #feminism???

 

I used to take boxed wine to a party where I'd drink the bag of wine all night and then blow up the bag to sleep on later.

 

Speaking of guys buying girls stuff did I ever mention the girl on tinder that made 5k just by putting her venmo on there? Now to be fair there's a good chance she was exaggerating cuz she asked me to venmo her a dollar which imo is just bad bargaining. Either way, I'd rather use that dollar for a cheap coffee than a disappointing date.

 

straight edge y'all

jk but no lie don't drink at all

 

I had a warm Jaegerbomb and let me tell you that shit was so disgusting. It was like the Red Bull was left out at room temperature, ugh. It wasn't even a proper shot, it was a glass of it. Don't remember what happened much after that lol

 

A month or so ago when I figured out all that stuff about my ex SO I left work and went to this bar from 10:00 am till 8:00pm, I must've had like 10 titos and sodas. I'm not even sure how I managed to access Lyft and get home, I just remember I kept making the bartender play Your Type by CRJ like 5 times.

 

Omg how much did u have to pee

 

I was peeing like a racehorse for sure.

 

Does hooking up with girls get easier in college? Not that its super hard now but its slim pickings where im from.

 

First party I ever went to I mixed a beer with some soda in hopes of making it tolerable because beer is awful. This will come as a complete surprise to you but mixing a beer and a soda was awful.

I also don't physically have the ability to do shots. I eat slowly and drink slowly. I can't gulp something down. It's like my throat closes and says "let's enjoy this for an hour".

I've also never been a bar person / drinker so the few times I do go to bars and they ask me what I want to drink all I ever get is a screwdriver or a cranberry and vodka because that's all I ever know or can barely tolerate.

Seriously wonder if I have an allergy or something to alcohol. Can't drink a lot and never like the taste of anything.

My girlfriend drinks like a fish. She's currently drunk and cutting up her couch for fun (new one gets delivered Monday so it's not like she's just being crazy)

 

Have you never had a shandy? beer + soda is delicious.

 

Hey y'all

 

sup

 

You don't wanna know

I erased the pertinent part of the post

 

Hello. How are you?

 

Toasty. You

 

I'm well, thank you. How has your day been?

 

It's been ok Dylan. I can own up to that

 

Something happen, man? :(

 

No

Nothing happened

I promise

 

yep. well, tried. tastes like every other beer i've ever had.

seriously, i think the most beer i've ever consumed is like 5 sips before i can't even think of taking another attempt at a drink. it just does not work for me.

 

You've gotta keep at it. It's an acquired taste

 

not interested. i've tried from time to time since i was 18. it's been a decade. beer just isn't a match for me and i'm not concerned about it. i'm not missing anything.

i had a friend who once forced himself to drink beer (don't remember which one) for like 6 months and then he FINALLY said he was used to it and liked the taste. i could not fathom anything stupider than that. wasting that much money and time on something you don't like trying to force yourself to like it.

 

I'm getting back on tinder because I hate myself and I'm bored