(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 528

I did that once. Handed her flowers and then shook her hand. Was awful. And yet somehow someway she wanted to hang out again.

After a fucking handshake.

 

Is this cereal girl?

 

Dang she's cute.

 

ten silver saxes a bass with a bow
the drummer relaxes and waits between shows for his cereal girl

 

Lmao

 

Hey, can I bring back the hot dog talk? Cause this fool livin' in 3017

 

Haha no, no, no. This was way back when. Actually, it was my first date with someone from okcupid about 5 years ago.

Knowing me, my dumb ass was probably like, "this will be super original! Instead of an awkward hug with a stranger I'll be memorable and do a handshake as if this is a job interview! Women love handshakes!"

 

...although she did want to hang out again so maybe I was on to something.

 

I think I met someone. Super suuuper nice, the genuine kind which is refreshing. We kissed the other night but now she’s back home. Gotta love my timing in life. Been texting her a lot though, said she thinks about me a lot

 

I once went on a date with a super cute (but oblivious to flirting/interest) girl. It was kind of obvious we were both interested. I walked her home and didn't really know how to say goodbye. Current MrCon would switch on the 'hug me' body language, but 2008 MrCon hadn't learned that move set yet.

Anyway, she offered me a handshake. I think I looked at her hand, laughed, took it, shook it and pulled her into a hug. My immediate thought as I walked away was: "What the shit have I just done that for?"

I walked away with much shame.






We ended up together for four years...

 

Holds out hand
Retracts as she’s about to shake
Combing hand through hair “too slow babe”
Winks
“See ya on the flippity”
Rides motorcycle off into sunset

 

Had a great coffee date earlier today, already planning a dinner date for next week. And I'm about to leave for another coffee date with another girl. What is my life.

 

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When good guys had enough, this is a long rant from a father who tried to save the relationship for her Vani.

 

people share way to much on Facebook.

 

I can't believe I just read that whole thing

I need to go to bed

 

Alright second date of the day didn't go as well. Still excited to hopefully see the first girl again soon.

 

I saw how long it was and I was like pass

I don't even read articles that long

 

No connection?

 

Did someone just shout Maury?

 

Yeah exactly, just an hour of pretty forced conversation. Oh well, can't win em' all!

 

Idk ho. Super piety in my biology

 

dont worry, Joe. I did, too.

 

Christ I couldn't even work up the energy to scroll to the end of that goddamn thing. Just closed my browser and reopened the thread to the last page.