(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 135

Just send her the gif of 'Lemme Smash...'

 

Jesus be cock blockin' me left and right

 

Damn, haha

 

was that 15 minute youtube video she showed you a sermon or something? I don't think you ever explained what that video was?

 

my man if you made a move after she showed you a 15 minute sermon video i dont even know what to say

 

It was about millennials and cell phones

 

I made it before, and it wasn't a sermon haha. And she was saying "fuck" and "shit" all night so I was like ok she's chill

 

Sounds mood killing

 

Guess you gotta die on a cross to be with her then.

 

Any time someone makes me watch a YouTube video longer than 2 minutes I assume they hate me

 

I always wonder who the market for those reaction videos are, because I can't think of anything I'd less rather watch, my favorite is when they're like 15 minutes for a 3 minute song how is that possible

 

I thought about flipping her tables over

 

The worst is when someone has u watch a long video and they didn't realize it was so long and there's always a point where u r both like omg this video has peaked and it's just going on and on, and they check the running time and there's still five minutes left and u wonder if they'll be cool and just turn it off BUT THEY DON'T. So u both are watching it awkwardly knowing it has been too long and u both wish it would end BUT IT DOESN'T

 

the only reaction videos I watch is Big Quint and that is because the dude is hilarious.

 

I don't own a computer. I only own a bible

 

Chorus 3:14 is my fav verse.

 

wow. didn't know you rolled like that but uh okay

 

You're right. Chorus 1:69 is the real stuff

 

Jesus Christ this is a family website

 

Tate 4:20 is the only verse you need to get by in life

 

Love to call women I don't know a mess

 

To be fair, she's lowkey a mess right now. She's moving to Chicago where her estranged daughter lives and she's not telling her (bad call imo) and she has a terrible relationship with both of her sons and after hanging out with her it sounds like she might be kind of an alcoholic lol. So, "mess" would be an astute assumption.

 

I miss the good ol days (2016) when I didn't get called out for the dumb shit I said

 

I wonder if she'd want this shared with a bunch of strangers on a public forum

 

Oh jesus.

I merely bring it up to highlight the point that he isn't 100% wrong.

Also, I consider myself to be very progressive and I guess I just don't see what's so offensive about assuming that someone is a mess based off the information they were given? It'd be one thing if that was a sexist term only applied to women but it's not. It might not be the most articulate word, but I wouldn't consider it necessarily offensive. Second of all, if he was way off base I would have corrected him, but he's not too far off from the truth. So, can someone enlighten me here? And maybe without a tinge of anger. I'm genuinely curious what the hell was said by him that was so stupid and why.