(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 134

Goddamn these workout pants. There's definitely gonna be some fucking tonight

 

you look at nudes at work???

 

Of course not...

I wait until I get home

 

...to fuck









Sometimes

 

TMI Colby

 

Honestly that's tame

 

No just giving you shit

 

Some people are into that


Kink shamer

 

I think there has been worse said in here tbh

 

Sexting is hard. I'm bad at it

 

Always reminds me of

 

My routine

 

hold up is she eating noodles

 

also sexting was weird but i only did it as a teenager so i am good

 

Quite enjoy a bit of sexting tbh. Done right, it's an awful lot of fun.

Not into nudes though. Leave a little to the imagination, please.

 

Sexting as a teen must be weird with Not having a lot of experience sexually. My high school sweetheart and I would sext all the time, she was still a virgin, I wasn't, and that video reminded me of her so much. When her and I had sex for the first time I remember the blood and feel awful. Afterwards she would go 'cuddle' with other guys and try the other menu options. We were young and I have no ill will, plus she got really gross later on after I ran in to her one day at the local store she was trying to be my best friend. We talked for a few minutes and I engaged, really ruined her night. I guess cheaters do get the rough end later.

 

If I ever tried to sext it would wind up like

 

Omfggfffggggg I'm drunk and just texted milf mom. I suck

 

Legitimately haven't sexted since high school on my Nokia brick phone. Btw I think it's bullshit that 16 year olds who sext eachother can get in trouble for that...no problem with exploring damn.

 

"wanna play some Snake"

 

Did she text back?

 

I miss this game.

 

Actually, looking at my text now, it was surprisingly cordial for being so drunk. We had been texting throughout the night and I basically told her I was sorry for interpreting everything so wrong and what I was looking for and then she apologized as well for not being too clear and sending mixed signals. But she def doesn't wanna bang lol. That dream can be laid to rest

 

Still plan to hang out with her?

 

lol, no