(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 9

Yes, Nate. I meant farting.

 

I'm seeing someone, as I typically fart in front of them.

 

I want someone to fart with. So lonely.

 

Been with my wife for 6 years, never heard her fart. Because of that, I try to not fart in front of her but sometimes you have to you know?

I swear women take classes on how to not fart.

 

Maybe she's silent and non deadly.

 

I feel a bit of shame doing it even alone in my home

 

i burp a lot.

 

Your fart are the demons trying to get out.

 

I learned people in the Midwest burp often

 

Almost choked on my dinner reading that.

 

I guess in the demon hierarchy the higher ups are fond of chilli

 

Going to be honest, I'm a bit of a romantic under all the cynicism. However, while there are so very many things I wish to share with someone, airborne faecal particles are not one of them.

 

I've never heard my mom fart.

 

whenever i sleep over my friend's house we sleep in the same bed and fart up some dutch ovens.

 

wait you still have sleepovers

 

That's fucking gross, Nate.. hehe

 

Hahaha. This guy.

 

I mean.. last time was last year before we went paintballing for his birthday.

Don't think we'll do that anymore with him getting married and all.

 

Maybe they have a big bed

 

My bff and I spoon so it's ok, @St. Nate

 

Awww.. which spoon do you prefer to be?

 

I prefer to be little spoon but my munchkin is only 4'11 so the big spoon with her just feels right lol

 

I realize I might have come across as rude , just surprised because I've never been one for male bonding

 

Nah. I can get pretty close with my friends. I often like to compliment their bodies, call them cute, and touch their muscles.

 

I asked a friend I'm interested in if she wanted to eat out somewhere and she's coming to my (parents') house tomorrow instead I don't know what I'm doing