(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 130

Ezekiel 6:9

 

We should make a "Sex and WoW" playlist. If I fuck to music it's pretty much exclusively Glass Animals

 

10/10 reference.

 

Whoa whoa what the fuck is this nonsense. She just texted me, "I feel bad that you're going to the store to buy something to drink and then come to my house. Bad hospitality on my part. We could go to the bar around the corner from my house"

I already left the store tho


Update: "we can do both. I just need to check in with my neighbors"

No idea what that means but I know what I want it to mean

 

Just say OMW with the dranks

 

I did. Same vernacular too.

 

Oooooooorgy.

 

I ain't tryna go to no got dayum bar

 

Had the same girl over two nights in a row, but she's just in town for the holiday visiting family and lives four hours away. She's nice and we have a good rapport, so I hope we keep communicating as often.

 

Why go to a bar when you can DO bars.

 

Would be perfect people watching tonight tho

 

Who are the 5 best rappers of all time?

Think about it



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because i spit hot fire

 

have you ever realized your name wishes death up Ian? @iCarly Rae Jepsen care to weigh in on this?

 

Ian @iCarly Rae Jepsen and I have always been mortal enemies










FIGHT ME IAN!

 

no he wants Lan to die, I don't know why he wants Wifi dead Wifi is wifey

 

I took some artistic liberties there.

 

What in the flying fuxk does this mean. Your neighbors went in so now we can't go into YOUR house. I am confuzzed

 

just go in.

 

she wants alone time with you. Big plus.

 

But, as far as i am aware, she lives alone

 

How far from her house are you?

 

oh I thought she had her neighbors over in her house.

 

If anyone gets laid tonight make sure it's to the national anthem. You know when to come.

 

GO.










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