(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 500

Hot n fresh out the kitchen

 

Another day volunteering at the Haribo factory

 

Yeah, it's pretty unbearable at this point.

He has no idea, he's only a year and a half so I don't expect him to catch on. It's harder on us if this goes separate ways, as we'll miss half his life.

 

Gummy Bears and sex aren't a thing.


But Jelly Beans?

 

I'm just trying to enjoy my gummy bears and you all are bringing the weird into it

 

Us? Making things weird? Never!

 

This is better suited for the Sex and WoW thread so I won't actually post it here but have y'all read the Jolly Rancher story from Reddit?

 

Of course

 

chocolate covered gummy bears are fairly close.

 

Have you seen the gummy bear review on Amazon?

 

Went searching for this and see that there are 3 pound "gummy worms". Those are definitely used as dildos. nothing less or more.

Edit: and the reviews and questions do not disappoint!

 

this right?
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DE4GWWY/?tag=absolutepunk-20

 

Sorry

 

Yeah understandable just wondered if he caught on to the fact that you may not always be around him. I'm still amazed at what my dude picks up on at his age.

I bought one and it wasn't bad taste wise. The consistency was weird though.

 

Dammit man, this isn't the creepy experiences thread.

 

you guys see that dude who fucked one of those giant gummy bears on reddit?








i haven't....or anything....just wondering if anyone actually did

 

Phew. Was scared for a second that my video leaked.

 

These dates really aren't gonna happen aren't they? I really am going to do nothing this 4 day weekend aren't I?

 

Pineapple and line are the best flavors

 

I'm having a great time

 

belieeeeeve

 

I almost bought another bag of gummy bears today at work because I'm terrible

 

i've been having a horrible time

pulling myself together