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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 127

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    wut
     
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  2. ReginaPhilange

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    Idk if this works on mobile
     
  3. sophos34

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  4. ReginaPhilange

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    How's the missionary style for the sole act of procreation going for everyone
     
  5. ChaseTx

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    Outtasite my man
     
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  6. Dog with a Blog

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    I just got super drunk in SF and made out with an Irish girl and now we gonnagonbang and this is v rare for me
     
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  7. ReginaPhilange

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    you in an open relationship?
     
  8. ChrisCantWrite

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    I'm feeling randy but it's not safe to have sex this early during my wife's pregnancy. Well I guess this is growing up..
     
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  9. ReginaPhilange

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    Whys that? Genuinely curious, thougt sex during pregnancy was fine
     
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  10. ChrisCantWrite

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    It's fine later on, but not during the first trimester. She's not supposed to partake in any physical activity whatsoever. I pretty much wanna put her in a bubble and be like yo hang out in there for a bit I'll come get you when it's safe.
     
  11. ReginaPhilange

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    haha that's the plot of a bad horror movie ;). I get it though (to an extent i'm only 22 so give me some leeway) and that's super sweet. At the end of the day I just hope you the best and that you have a healthy kid, it'll be fucking awesome.
     
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  12. ChrisCantWrite

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    Thanks man!
     
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  13. Dog with a Blog

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    Had like my first true one night stand last night. It was ok. I mean the sex was just ok but the whole experience was pretty fun
     
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  14. Dog with a Blog

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    Single. What was rare was the randomness of the whole situation. She wasn't with our group or anything, just a girl at the bar.
     
  15. re: the bible thing

    at first I was like, what has this thread become

    and then I was like, what has this thread always been/how did it start

    moral of the story is, never let yourself forget where you came from.
     
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  16. Colby Searcy

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    Hehe "came" from
     
  17. ChrisCantWrite

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    Freaking Colby
     
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  18. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    Sorry

























    Not sorry
     
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  19. CarpetElf

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    That was clearly the point Colby.

    Don't get all

    Jacked up
     
  20. dadbolt

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    he only understands puns about butter
     
  21. ChrisCantWrite

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    But her.
     
  22. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    Are we getting into the butter stuff debate again
     
  23. dadbolt

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    something something spread and eat it
     
  24. ChrisCantWrite

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    I'd love to spread butter all over that warm, juicy, delectable, pink...steak.
     
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  25. dadbolt

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    christ