(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 493

i have said it multiple times since this thread started and im going to say it again




this thread is magic

 

(for everyone except me)

 

I partly have you to thank. I used a lot of food analogies, including the ones you mentioned in an earlier post. Made it easier to get through some awkward questions moments without putting either of us on the spot.

 

Mayday. Mayday!

*Gets popcorn*

 

avocado toast?

 

Last night was weird. I was all "I will not be seduced out of being upset, I will not be seduced out of being upset". Yeah, that failed. She was very sweet after tho, and I told her she needs to think about if I'm actually someone she wants to be with longterm, and she said she will. Gonna be an interesting time.

 

When you match with a secret Nazi on tinder

 

So, how did the date go?

 

Confused. Is she being serious?

I also don't know what fash shaming is. Or what fash is. I'm not down with the kids and I know better than to Google completely unknown slang at work.

 

I googled "dudes kissing" to get a reply gif for something yesterday and I am praying my employers see it

 

It's short for fascism

 

Yeah is that just fun banter or

 

I feel like I'm watching the wrong romantic comedies if that's what fun banter is supposed to be

 

I was making a terrible pun. Fash shaming/fat shaming. unmatched her after that. just a weird experience.

 

I thought it was fashion shaming like "damn girl you never wear a burqa with gym shorts

 

Poor example man. Gym shorts under a Burqa is just fine, no one will see them!

 

I read it that she was being silly and rolling with a bad taste joke, but I guess you saw the whole profile.

 

Oh man, I just realized how much I abhor jeans with flip-flops. Makes my fash sirens go on full attack mode

 

Flip flops are weird & uncomfortable anyway

 

Everyone in FL wears jeans and flip flops. Year round.

 

Haha, I was just going to reply that you guys must not live in Florida. If people are wearing jeans with their flip flops that is dressing up for some people.

 

IF YOURE WEARING FLIP FLOPS JUST WEAR SHORTS

 

I almost never wear shorts except for basketball shorts. I dunno why.

 

Florida is a Mad Max wasteland they don't count

 

I lived in Florida for 22 years. I do not own a pair of shorts. Yesterday I wore a button-up, slacks, and jesus shoes with watermelon socks and a beanie. Come at me.