(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 125

i have received 10 texts and 2 snapchats from her today while i've been at work.

 

Jesussssss. Block her lol. You dun goofed

 

she sounds like a pain in the ass. hehehh.

I've only done butt stuff with one girl and she told my friend that she thought she was in love with me. We'd been casually hooking up for maybe only a few weeks at that point. His housemate Marissa was like that's the price you pay for anal. I'm not entirely sure that's accurate.

 

Eating ass might be my favorite thing in the whole world. Thankfully, every girl I've been with has been super into it. I don't think I could be with someone if they weren't tbh

 

That's the least appealing thing I can imagine personally

Butt to each their own. heh

 

If I'm drunk I'll eat just about anything.

 

You should try it just once.

also all of my gf's have eaten my ass, some more enthusiastically than others, but it's lowkey a must

 

I fucked a girl the other day and after we were done she grabbed my underwear and started smelling it and was like, "that smells really good" and I was like, "uhhh you know that's my ass right?" And she was like, "well, then your ass smells good". Dat mah jam.

If it's fucked up, I'm probably into it.

 

ass eating is fine immediately following a shower my friends

 

you really wanna freak someone out? lick their feet. truh me daddy

 

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I'm starting to regret getting into this thread.

 

So I am curious.

How do you maneuver the conversation to "Hey girl, I wanna eat your asshole"

Also do you make sure to clean it beforehand or do you just rely on them

 

goddamnit Colby

 

You know you wanna know too T$

 

I do know lol

 

Enlighten me

 

Karmas a bitch...we all know that condom got stuck somewhere down the line and will create a giant shitstorm next time she drops a deuce.

 

On the first date

So I'm from Indiana originally
My little brother and sister still live there
And I'd love to eat that booty girl

 

you're a natural

 

I know it's a hot take, but I just do not like anything to do with ass. Like..if people pooped out of their mouths I'd consider dabbling, but I'm not trying to get Hep-C.

 

Yeah knowing my luck I'd get e coli and that would be an embarrassing doctor's visit

 

Also..have you ever seen a rosebud? EEK.

 

Roooosebuud