(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 124

Hello

 

This is savage.

 

I had a dream the other night that I hooked up with a dude and the first thing I did after was post the I Just Had Sex video in here

 

I have done the exact same. Waddup.

 

If either of my brothers did that I would end their life

 

My sister is 12 years younger than me so that won't ever be an issue

 

One my sisters encourages me hooking up with her friends, or at least trying to date them. She just wants me to end up with one of them long term for some reason. So far I have slept with 2 of her friends. But she does not know that it has happened in her bed and she will not know that

 

Unless she makes an account here...

 

I don't think I could ever bring myself to do that in a family members bed. Its too wrong for me lol.

 

Haha, she was on AP....but she ain't comin here

 

So I matched with a 20yo white girl today on tinder and she invited me over tonight
Went
Tells me to text her when I'm at her door and don't knock because she has a 2yo kid. At that point I could have declined and gone back home because kids aren't my thing.
I didn't because I am dumb.
Netflixed Bates Hotel
Started the chill and things escalated
She offered anal and i hadn't done it before so I accepted
She pulls out the lube and a humongous purple vibrator
Also first time I had a girl use a vibrator while having sex at the same time
Liked the anal
Didn't like feeling the vibrator on me during it
Liked the dirty talk
Got her off and then finished
Dropped the condom down the toilet and flushed as a safety precaution
As I was coming back in the room she said "That was good, my *n-word*"












I slept with a racist

 

Sounded okay until that last part.

 

the last part makes all the other okay stuff before it not okay




I need a shower

 

L M A O

Like, even if I thought it was ok to say that, who says that right after sex lol

 

yeah as soon as she said it i put on my clothes and left and said goodnight.





she tried to facetime me just a minute ago as i was getting back home. not good

 

true life: i slept with a neo nazi

 

I had an ex and I was looking at his family photos and there was one with his mom saluting in front of a giant swastika flag. They were estranged and he disliked her immensly so I rationalized that he was different, but he turned out to be sketch too....

Like that was a LITERAL red flag and everything omg young me was too naive to function.

 

theres only one red flag i find acceptable

 

Hell yeah

 

She sounds so... classy.

 

oh god she found me on facebook

 

Best friends (with benefits.... and casual racism) forever!

 

Oh no

Racists have discovered pegging, is nothing sacred

 

Is that what happens if you give Facebook your phone number

 

Believe Whatsapp can cause it too. I tended to find that people I started talking to on Whatsapp would appear on my FB, even though my FB didn't have my number attached to it. FB does appear to have my number now (or it at least suggests it to me to ask if that's it) and it all started around the time that FB bought them out.