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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 487

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. Borat 2: Vengeance

    The Pitbull of Chorus.fm Prestigious

    Is there for real a street in Texas called Bass Pro Drive...I guess that's not too crazy actually.
     
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  2. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    Yeah it's named that because there's a Bass Pro Shop (huge fishing/hunting/outdoor store) on it
     
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  3. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    I once went on a first date with a girl where we went to the opening of a new Bass Pro Shop.

    It didn't work out.
     
  4. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    It sounds fun
     
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  5. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    There's a lot of stuff there
     
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  6. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

    WHOS READY TO PARTY
     
  7. Borat 2: Vengeance

    The Pitbull of Chorus.fm Prestigious

    Yeah I know what Bass Pro Shop is, I think there's like Coca Cola Drive around here...I think it's sorta near where the NSA is, actually
     
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  8. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    I am not at all a hunter or fisher so it was very boring for me as I didn't know what the fuck I was looking at. She, meanwhile, was damn near foaming at the mouth dragging two shopping carts along and fighting customers over camouflage duck printed socks.

    Although the people watching was gold. My god.
     
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  9. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

    I don't feel so good
     
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  10. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    i dont even know about this thread anymore
     
  11. Dog with a Blog

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    Well, I'm about to get off work and go to SF to get drunk. I've been trryyyyiiing to meet my sister's friend for like two months who I think is adorable but everytime I try it doesn't work out. Le bummed.
     
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  12. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

    I'm crossing my fingers and sending good thoughts your way.
     
  13. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

    May the force be with you
     
  14. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

    Live long and prosper
     
  15. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

    Live long and pro....create
     
  16. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

    That means sex
     
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  17. Dog with a Blog

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    oh my god
     
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  18. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

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  19. sawhney[rusted]2

    I'll write you into all of my songs Supporter

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    We need a Dylan Afterparty thread
     
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  20. Dog with a Blog

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    Well, my name is James, but most people call me...James
     
  21. colorlesscliche

    Trusted Prestigious

    Ugh, so my separated wife texted me this evening saying "Do you have plans tonight? I'd like to see you", which she hasn't said to me in 5 months now. There must be a full moon or something that all this drama is coming to the thread.
     
  22. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

  23. Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    Hey bud. FINALLY IN SF. Work took forever. Whiskey time.
     
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  24. Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    Yikes. Did you go? I feel like that would be hard on the heart.
     
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  25. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

    you met up wit the girl??????? did you?????
     
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