A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 1050

My dad got me a Dreamcast right after they discontinued them and it was awesome because EVERY game was $5. I had like 50 games

 

look at this evergreen post from 2006

 

Isn't 2006 roughly peak Fall Out Boy

 

Evergreen?

 

I haven't liked a full album of theirs since 2005

 

Yes exactly, peak boring

 

Lol

 

meeeee

 

Y'all need to shut the front door on any The Doors hate.

Long Live the Lizard King! Ride The Snake!

 

The toilet at work has like a flat area inside the bowl where poops will get stuck and you have to flush repeatedly or sometimes you'll have to use a wad of tissue to nudge it down

The toilet also flushes with a lot of force (maybe to compensate for that issue) so it spews water etc whenever you flush

 

Oh wow

 

So if you flush before standing up it's like a bidet?

 

A guy got arrested in town because he used a fountain at the mall like a bidet during peak business hours.

 

No Chris

 

I'd rather break a door than listen to the doors...I like riders on the storm tho cuz Need for speed underground 2

 

A poo bidet?

 

Oh wow, LITERALLY a shit post

 

You mean you'd rather break on through to the other side

 

You sicko

 

Also, this is not true. I'm sure it's happened somewhere though.

 

ChrisCantBreakOnThrough

 

Hopefully this pregnancy goes as planned, because I want to change my username to DadCantWrite.

 

And your twitter to @coolerdadguy

 

" A guy"