(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 122

My fiancee and I once fooled around (not full-on sex, which make me feel just a little bit better about the whole thing) at a party my friend had while he was housesitting for his aunt. We had been drinking and just picked a room and went with it. Didn't realize it was a child's room until we flipped on the lights afterwards and saw all the crayon drawings.

Come to think of it, the bunk bed probably should've tipped us off. We still feel bad about that one.

 

nothing too crazy...in the car a few times, once in the menards parking lot. got a blowjob in a park, that sorta thing. special park actually. not only the blowjob but also asked my wife to marry me there (separate occasions unfortunately).

 

We fooled around in the back seat while my gf's mom was driving. That was ballsy. Literally.

 

I don't think I would ever try stuff with parents around

 

Zero percent chance I could even get it up with a family member in the same vicinity as me/who I'm fooling around with.

 

Nothing crazy. Classroom.

Also some handjob action on the couch underneath the blanket while all my friends were around watching Terminator 2.

 

Kentucky.

 

Can we please not talk about such vulgar things in this thread?

 

It wasn't MY family member, so it's fine

 

Is this the drag queen name thread?

 

Paducah, Kentucky.

 

I'm the biggest prude and goody two shoes on the planet so the thrill of getting caught is more a paralyzing distracting fear for me lol

 

Same, I try to avoid being embarrassed and or arrested

 

Azeroth

 

Now arriving at Hanamura...

 

I probably said "careful, I don't want to get arrested" like 6 times Friday night. Lol

 

I got arrested for doing it in the bathroom at a bar.

Apparently that's only acceptable in dive bars or high end nightclubs, not sports bars.

 

Hahah, that's awesome. I hope it was just like a Chilis or something because that would be very funny to me

 

We need a guy like you in my friend group

 

Buffalo wild wings. It just ended up being a fine for public indecency.

 

lol holy shit

 

Putting the wild in Buffalo Wild Wings

 

Holy shit I originally typed BWW and changed it to chilis that is bold

 

Imma let you finish but... Will you marry me?

 

Craziest for me was road head. Not sure if I'm up for anything more public tbh.