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So I'm listening to BABYMETAL for the first time outside of their Colbert performance, I'm all in on this.

KARATE is ridiculously infectious.

 

babymetal is dope af

 

That's true dedication to not giving a fuck there.

 

An old friend wants me to meet her baby but her baby isn't that cute and I feel like I'll have to lie and pretend like it is. Like did y'all know that a lot of white bbs are bald????? I guess it's obvious but I haven't met a lot of them. He kind of looks like an old man. I'm sure her bb will get cute cause my nephew wasn't that cute when he was born either and I had a look of horror as he came out of my sister but like.... it's kinda awkward still. Also I'm not about that baby life when they can't hold up their own head yet.

 

Am I your roommate

 

I get super uncomfortable about holding babies for two reasons, I'm afraid they're going to pee/poo on me or the extreme fear, that I'll drop the baby.

 

old man babies fascinate me, like Prince George for instance

 

My track record for not getting peed on by a baby is pretty astounding considering how many babies I've held.

 

I could hold a baby like a pro. Like I'm saving a baby from a burning building, level.

 

I'm watching C.H.U.D. and man John Goodman was young in this

 

I've warmed up to kids and babies. They've always loved me for some weird reason. I do not like the asshole kids whose parents don't discipline them.

 

Altho this is the same "friend" who said "Isn't my little sister so much cuter than your nephew?" so if she gets offended that ppl don't think her bb is cute than TOO BAD.

I had a lot of hair when I was born. Like all over my body too and my mom asked the dr if it was normal and they were like "Oh don't worry, that'll fall off eventually" and GUESS WHAT it didn't.

 

My favorite is "Doki Doki Morning"

 

I'm weird and kind of enjoy the challenge of kids who have behavioral issues so I guess my line of work is good for me in that sense. Altho more discipline isn't always the answer imo! They're still fun kids to work with tho and once you find what works for them they're so sweet! But yeah... having the patience to get there is... yeah

 

So I've had my phone on the charger for like an hour and a half and its at 3%

Guess I'm either buying a new phone or paying to have it fixed. I've only had it for a year

 

Having performed deliveries (vaginally and c sections), I don't think I could ever look at babies the same way again.

 

My senior year of college I got sick of the third roommate (who I shared a bathroom with) being a total slob so I started only cleaning, literally, half of the bathroom. This went over gangbusters with the second roommate and my friends who found the grime line down the mirror hilarious ... not so much with the slob one ... he didn't even notice it for like three months.

 

if you're ever interested in j-pop this is a super fun album


Unlocked (Meisa Kuroki album) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

@Jason Tate that is a spectacular level of fed up

 

Forever my favorite J pop song, don't care how played out it is.

 

Chyna news bummin' me out

 

Just had to look up that up, tragic. Poor woman, she couldn't catch a break.

 

45? That's awful.

 

Wow, dang.