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General Forum Chat Thread (III) • Page 146

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Melody Bot, Nov 12, 2016.

  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    It's almost impressive how messy Peta is
     
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  2. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    @Kiana That's awful and I'm sorry you had to go through all that.

    Peta is also awful.

    I don't want to distract from any of that but I did just drop an entire bite of ramen noodle and manage to catch it with my mouth in mid air as it fell. So, you know...

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  3. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    Dear Diary,

    I'm a mixture of sad and other feelings I can't put my finger on but I've been reflecting on 2017 so far for a couple hours now.

    Don't allow anyone to make themselves the priority over your own mind, health, feelings. Don't let someone manipulate you into being their trashcan to unload their shit in everyday but when tables turn well..¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

    You think..oh, man I've been through something similar so there's no way I'd let it happen again and welp, here I am.

    Life is shitty for diff people for diff reasons.

    I'm done with it.
    I'm not wasting any more time or effort on these people.

    It takes a lot to make me feel this hurt but

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    Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    Sorry I had to get that out. ;-p
     
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  4. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    More white bachelorette party in God's country updates:

    Despacito brings out all the sketch! I tried explaining why it's uncool to sing random Mexican food words to the song. They were like well it happens with white artists too! You tease me for signing wrong words in songs all the time! Lol ok but lbr u know the words aren't "burrito guacamole enchilada" its different and ur being obtuse.


    Also I mentioned a time where my stepbrother got punched in the face by his black friend for using the n-word and I said it was deserved. Then she was like well u don't believe in teaching kids to hit back. Where do u draw the line?? .... well there's a pretty mile wide line between a preschooler hitting for being called poopyhead or something, and someone punching for saying the n-word. I don't go around saying to punch people but if a racist gets punched I'm not gonna cry about it.


    ...will check in again l8r!
     
  5. Jams

    Trusted

    My uncle just left and I am so happy. I avoid him at all costs usually but had no choice today. He asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend................Yes, my UNCLE asked me this. Last time I saw him he told me he wanted to see me in a bikini mowing the lawn. Just gonna go vomit everywhere bc he is so fucking gross.
     
  6. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    Update: I always wonder what's up with large groups of people dressed nicely to go to Olive Garden. I am now in one of those groups. Except I didn't get the olive garden = fancy dress code memo so I just have jeans and a sweater. Also, there are lots of blonde ppl here. Will keep y'all on standby for another riveting chapter later.
     
  7. windowbirds

    close your eyes until tomorrow Supporter

    time for my annual bronchitis attack and coughing up a lung. :worried:
     
  8. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    I always feel weird when people are dressed up at Olive Garden. I'm just there to demolish some breadsticks, don't need t get dressed up to do that
     
  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Everybody's wearing stilettos guess you never got the memo
     
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  10. Anthony_

    A (Cancelled) Dork Prestigious

    I barely feel the need to wear more than my boxers when doing that.
     
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  11. Kiana Jun 10, 2017
    (Last edited: Jun 10, 2017)
    Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    Update: translated some of the lyrics to Despacito for them. I now feel cool and fluent. I am not tho.

    I was a stick in the mud at this party. There are too many people and I don't know most of them. I was funner at the other one last week. I withdrew a lot at this one and def was a buzzkill. I feel bad for my friend who is the bride to be cause I don't wanna ruin the fun vibe with my moodiness. Then I'm like ugggh everyone hates me for killing the vibe and they're talking about me or something!!
     
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  12. I bet in reality they had a good time and think you're charming
     
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  13. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    Lol naaaw I didn't really talk at all. Any time someone I didn't know tried talking to me I totally bristled up and got all guarded. I'm guessing/hoping they could tell it was shyness and not me being snobby or something. I think I was put outside my comfort zone too much this weekend and got overwhelmed
     
  14. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    Selena learning how to do the washing machine is a legendary moment in history tbh.
     
  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    apparently I've been pronouncing Niall Horan wrong, I thought it was Knee-yahl but it's Nile, I feel very stupid and white and American
     
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  16. thesoftskeleton

    Trusted

    Girl this is my life everyday haha. Im a vegan in north texas. Im not even preachy but damn people get really worked up about their damn meat in these parts. And guns. And god.
     
  17. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    I went to a dodgers game and I had the time of my life

    I also managed to last 12 hours without charging my phone. It's currently at 4% and I just got home so nice.

    They also had a ricky Martin dance cam in between innings and that was a fun way of doing it.
     
  18. aranea

    Trusted Prestigious

    Sounds like Far Cry 5
     
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  19. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    I cannot stop laughing. Me and my friend tried to put together a bookcase. We've been working on it for hours with it lying on its side on the floor. I noticed it looked uneven but I thought it was a purposeful asymmetrical quirky thing. Then I saw the screws weren't aligning. So we lifted the shelf right side up so it was standing and OMG. I am dying. It looks ridiculous. We screwed it up so badly and I can't even be mad cause it's so hilarious. I feel like a sitcom episode.
     
  20. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    Also omg my rib is so sore and dying from 3 weeks of coughing. I went to the doctor today but I can't pick up my prescription until tomorrow. It hurts to cough and breathe and move. I feel rude because people keep talking to me and I just nod all silent cause I have to concentrate on breathing deep and evenly. Also apparently I have a fever. Meh.
     
  21. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    I'm thinking about buzzcutting my hair and I'm kinda nervous because I've never done that before.

    I've gotten opinion from family/friends and it's been pretty split.

    My typical haircut is like a fauxhawk.
     
  22. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    The last sentence is all the encouragement you need, my dude.
     
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  23. Jams

    Trusted

    Looks like I need to buy batteries for all my remotes again bc they once again mysteriously "vanished" aka my mom is too cheap to buy new ones for herself so she stole all mine out of my remotes again. She always says she didn't do it but um it's just us 2 living here so unless the dog did it I think it's pretty obvious I didn't steal my own batteries :crylaugh:
     
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  24. Jams

    Trusted

    Double posting bc it is rant time!!! I had to change the route that I take when I go on my walks bc this creepy guy sits on his porch and will literally start barking at me like a dog when I walk past. And then today he did it and I just ignored him and kept walking and acted like I heard nothing bc I have headphones in but he jumped up and screamed HEY YOU and I legit thought he was going to come after me so I took off running. So looks like I need to buy some pepper spray since mine expired. Until then I'm carrying a can of hairspray with me bc I figured it's better than nothing!!
     
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  25. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    I like living alone until I am sick and nobody can take care of me lol. Yesterday i had a fever and threw up a lot and was too dead to find my Tylenol for my headache and sprained rib thing. This morning I still couldn't find Tylenol but I slept for 1000 years so it's better. Now I'm thirsty but the kitchen is so faaaar. I'm a whiny mcwhinerson
     
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