A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 919

do it

You can find it online for $50 instead of $60

 

this is getting weird

 

about 60% done moving



feel like I have lost five pounds



I'm dead

 

i wonder if @lish finally stabbed someone

she's been gone a long time

 

You doing it all yourself?

 

I don't have anything to help me move either

Sorry Greg Abbott

 

I don't know if this is coincidence but I'm so confused.


I had to look something up on my company's New Hire Portal. At the top it says, "Welcome, _______" with your name in the blank. I open it up and it says, "Welcome, Stephanie!". Which I would normally assume to just be a generic placeholder name, but my name is Steven aka the male equivalent to Stephanie (which my super creative parents were gonna name if I was a girl). It then flashes to the proper "Welcome, Steven!". So like, either this is just a coincidence or they somehow have software in the system that somehow knows the names are counterparts...

 

My dad carried my heavy ass recliner on his back up 3 flights of stairs. He's a hero.

 

Gonna take pollution down to zero

 

I'll make that impossible for as long as I'm alive.

 

All you gotta do is open your mouth

 

my gf (@lobstervegan) and I are doing it all ourselves. we have a lot of stuff tho (sounds braggy but we just kinda do), so it's really more of a four-five person job tbh, and even that would be hard. been moving all day but I can finally start to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

 

Stop bragging t.

 

if I had as much money as I do stuff, life would sweet.

 

How did I avoid a Boxcar Racer joke

 

Cause ya whole life is a jokeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

prolly cause no one thinks of that shitty band ever except @Dirty Sanchez

 

Woohoo I got a jury summons!

 

I fuckin KNEW that was comin.

 

congrats






tell them you hate everyone and they might let you off

 

What gave it away?

 

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