(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 443

I love Charles Barkley

 

I think the moral behind Space Jam though is that if a smart French girl who's been to Vancouver for work gives you her number, you call her.

 

Guess Dustin was Barkin up the wrong tree then, huh?

 

On Derek's birthday of all days

 

Derek Jeter's birthday isn't for another month, Dustin.

 

My love for Charles Barkley went out the window like that guy he threw out the window

 

On Derek's birthday of all days

 

FTFY

 

>:(

 

It's interesting. I don't believe in being out of one's league when it comes to physicality, and I know that for me personally, if I was like a super successful dude, I wouldn't care what a girl did for her career, if there was attraction that'd be enough. But I've never been with someone who wasn't in a similar place in life as me so it's very intimidating to me to contact someone so successful and I'm just like, "yup....25...finally transferring schools and I manage a theatre "

 

I think I need to rewatch Space Jam with this lens

 

Second date tonight with a cute girl who "wants to take it slow so the flame doesn't blow out too quickly." I'm all for keeping that candle burning, baby

 

Has she seen Space Jam? Find out.

 

You're right. This is important.

I could ask her if she wants to "come on and slam" but I think she might interpret that incorrectly.

 

I'd like to point out that at the time of our making out I was dressed as Kendall Jenner from the Pepsi commercial wearing a silver bodycon dress, a blonde wig, and a full face of makeup haha.

Edit: she was dressed as Cruella DeVille

 

I was going to say @CarpetElf was still pure until I saw this bullshit

 

I got a girl to agree to come to a DSA meeting with me tonight so I'm pretty stoked on that

 

I wish I could believe this.

 

I can believe it enough to tell other people.

 

If that was the case she wouldn't be your girlfriend right?

There's something she sees in you

 

Thinking about it, I felt that way about my ex. I felt like she was super far out my league & I had no idea what she saw in me, but she loved me anyway enough to stay with me 2 years (she only had to break up with me because of personal issues, not even related to me so I can't blame myself for it), so I guess it's true what they say: you are your own worst critic.

 

maybe wrong thread, but does anybody else really fucking dancing? I'm so bad at it it's embarrassing but it's also embarrassing when I'm out with a girl and she wants me on the dance floor.

 

Like I'm working out and trying to lose weight, but I don't think I'll ever like the way me or my body looks while trying to dance

 

So the second date went well. Very very very well.

 

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