Men's Soccer (Football) Thread [Archived] Soccer • Page 77

Catching LC is still going to be a tough task, but I guess the ideal or most realistic path would be to win out and have them take a loss and a draw. I have some hope.

 

If only goal differential mattered outside of ties.

 

If Spurs win the league, I will have to go into hiding.

 

If they win the league I don't think I could cope with another influx of America Spurs fans to the thread.

 

If Spurs win, my wife will never shut up about it.

 

If Spurs win, I'll have to deal with people calling me a glory hunter for the rest of my days. Fuck that.

 

If spurs win, Paulie will be happy, and I can't have that

 

If Spurs win the league, it doesn't matter because next year Bournemouth will win it and that will be the most shocking result in premier league history.

#UpTheCherries

 

I missed this, but Andre Dozzell (son of former Ipswich legend Jason) has broken into the Ipswich team at 16. He scored on his debut after coming on as a sub and is starting tonight. I guess that's a bit of good news from this season.

 

Our u21s just won the league for the 4th time in 5 years beating Sours with an injury time winner!

 

An offside goal just cost us 2 points. That's depressing. I guess I should be happy with 4 points from two games.

 

No more Neymar
“Can’t believe I just read that” is a phrase that Mediawatch has uttered plenty of times before, but Wednesday morning brought one of the loudest renditions of the phrase. Congratulations, The Sun online.

Neymar has failed to score in his last five Barcelona matches, granted. He has, however, scored 27 times this season and is fourth favourite for next year’s Ballon D’Or. Maybe a little early to write him off?

Before Sunday, Messi had failed to score in four Barcelona games. Was he finished then, too?

Mediawatch apologises for raising its voice, but ONE OF THE BRAZILIANS PICKED IS RONALDO. Ronaldo’s career was so ‘short-lived’ that he only played more than 500 games over 18 years despite crippling knee injuries.

Such a disappointing club career. Only 352 goals in 518 matches, three times named World Player of the Year, twice winner of the Ballon D’Or, picked in Real Madrid’s team of the century and Golden Boot winner in three different countries. What a shitter.

Mediawatch: Ronaldo - a bit s**t, really - Football365

 

Thats absolutely hilarious. Thank you so much for posting it, how can anybody take those guys seriously?

 

Warren Joyce for manager

 

Big week for us, I fully expect us to win against tonight. We need to keep pressure on Shitty and Arsenal.

 

Very interested in seeing how United actually line up with the lineup they announced

DDG, valencia, smalling, blind, darmian, lingard, schneiderlin, mata, rooney, rashford, martial

 

This is like that time Rafael and Park played in centre mid over Pogba.

 

Suarez has scored four and assisted three tonight. Bloody hell.

 

Barca woke up.

 

Horrible game from Barca tonight. That being said any game where each MSN member doesn't score a hat trick isn't good enough :p

 

Darmian with a nice little goal.

 

funes mori is a prick, shouldn't see the field the rest of the season

 

He clearly went for the ball. The red is deserved but it was not intentional.

 

yeah, evidenced by how contrite he was afterwards right? he totally didn't grab the badge on his way off and play the whole thing up for the everton fans.

fuck off

 

Worse still, patting the badge suggests he doesn't regret playing for Everton either.